What if there were an alien invasion and they abducted all the women in the world?

[kotss]

Spend 1 week doing all the things I would like to do that the wife says no to. Then I would
get bored not hearing her voice. I would build my own interstellar spaceship with futuristic
weapons and go kick some alien butt. I would steal their wimminz too, if they were hot.
I would put all the women in stasis and take them out one at a time and brainwash them,
and then have my way with them. I would save the wife for last and keep her after having had all the other women.

 

[azazyel]

I think there would be a new age of enlightenment for man. Just imagine what we could accomplish if that part of the brain that just focused on getting laid was now used for productive stuff!!

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: Ryan
Get more action - that's for sure.

Wow just wow

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: maddogchen
I would launch a counter-invasion to take them back. DUH!

And if the alien women are hot, I would take them too!

And without women around to nag us, we'd have a fleet of interstellar spaceships ready in what...6 weeks? 7 tops?

 

[ktehmok]

I'd remove my ear plugs.

 

[Mik3y]

well, who'd be in the kitchen too cook us food or grab us beers? oh's teh noes!

 

[shortylickens]

Somebody already beat me to the punch, but I have to say it:

www.realdoll.com

 

[DAGTA]

1. Celebrate for about 24 hours.
2. Sober up
3. Kick some alien ass
4. Celebrate again with the women.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: nwfsnake
Realistically, after about 5 days, the aliens would return about 99.99% of the women they had abducted as they would be tired of their crap!

And if we played our cards right, we could make them pay with advanced technology and such in order to get us to take the women back.

 

[dquan97]

Buy stock in real doll

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: azazyel
I think there would be a new age of enlightenment for man. Just imagine what we could accomplish if that part of the brain that just focused on getting laid was now used for productive stuff!!

Like inventing intergalactic travel and weaponry with the intention of getting laid once more.

 

[K1052]

The number of auto accidents per capita would decline by 90% overnight.

 

[FreshPrince]

aliens have holes right?