What if I told you I would kill myself?

[Nograts]

In before the seppuku lock.

On serious note, if you're actually serious about this and considering it, seek help. Don't do it.

Hi Red! Fancy meeting you here!

 

[Ns1]

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

 

[justoh]

 

[Ruptga]

how about I said fuck you.

Buy me a drink first. Actually make it two, I'm easy but I'm not cheap.

But let's consider another option, how about you log off of Mayne and never use the persona again? You can even have a nice even post count if you stop now. Stick to Elevenpog, that's a much more agreeable persona, one that doesn't make us wish you'd step on a rake practically every time it shows up in a thread.

 

[MongGrel]

If you say something bad to me in this thread?

How would you feel?

That the Moderators are being really lax these days and you're pushing things really hard to get attention.

 

[Mayne]

I am pushing the envelope lol

 

[Imp]

Ignore you because I say it all the time with absolutely no intention of following through... Well, I've moved to "I'm going to cut myself" more recently.

 

[MongGrel]

I am pushing the envelope lol

No, you're just being your usual annoying normal thing, but not getting hammered for it.

 

[Mayne]

Ignore you because I say it all the time with absolutely no intention of following through... Well, I've moved to "I'm going to cut myself" more recently.

you go girl. lol

 

[utahraptor]

I would google "What do do if someone says they are going to kill themselves" and then I would post whatever I found?

Start by asking questions


The first step is to find out whether the person is in danger of acting on suicidal feelings. Be sensitive, but ask direct questions, such as:

• How are you coping with what's been happening in your life?
• Do you ever feel like just giving up?
• Are you thinking about dying?
• Are you thinking about hurting yourself?
• Are you thinking about suicide?
• Have you thought about how you would do it?
• Do you know when you would do it?
• Do you have the means to do it?

Asking about suicidal thoughts or feelings won't push someone into doing something self-destructive. In fact, offering an opportunity to talk about feelings may reduce the risk of acting on suicidal feelings.

 

[MetalMat]

1 (800) 273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

 

[Mayne]

my bad guys...i'm terrible.

 

[MongGrel]

 

[Mai72]

I thought you were already dead!

And what happened to Near?

 

[Mayne]

you guys are all horrible beings?

 

[Mayne]

I thought you were already dead!

And what happened to Near?

\

i will kill you man.





You cannot say what you posted but then again you know that.



esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Why did Korea72, change his name to Mayne72 or Main72, or Mai72, shortly before Mayne appeared ?

And why do you post, 1 minute apart, on so many occasions, in the same thread ?

Same/similar location = South Asia

Korea72 use to create similar threads to Mayne, but kept on getting infractions.

 

[MongGrel]

*Requesting a Spectre strike on the thread, we almost have em all in one spot*

Runs.

 

[disappoint]

Is there a National Mayne Prevention hotline I can call?

 

[MongGrel]

:biggrin:

 

[Red Squirrel]

The mental institute. Tell them they have an escapee.

 

[Jeeebus]

How would you feel?

A little doughy. Haven't been working out past couple weeks.

 

[oobydoobydoo]

Ib4tl


Suicide is the most entertaining way to die. Probably the most filmed, too.

 

[Puppies04]

The fact the parody thread got locked but this one is still open amuses me, I can only assume someone cared enough to post a ticket about the parody one but nobody cared enough to report this one lol.