What if heaven and hell are buff?

[IronWing]

You arrive with Cheeto stained fingers and a bay window and everyone else is ripped? What if?

 

[highland145]

They spent their lives in a gym and died anyway.

You thought gluttony was a religion.

 

[nakedfrog]

If you're not swole then you're rekt.


Ugh, I feel so dirty now.

 

[randay]

Im not on PEDs youre all on PEDs!

 

[BudAshes]

I'm not fat, I've just been upgraded with built in padding.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

everyone else is ripped?

On what, Ripple?

 

[JEDIYoda]

The better question is -- What if they are real? Then who is screwed?

 

[Ottonomous]

Heaven and hell were invented by scared human beings who had no idea what their worldly situation was and needed to create some abstraction to make life feel significant.

Feel free to make up your own versions

 

[JEDIYoda]

Heaven and hell were invented by scared human beings who had no idea what their worldly situation was and needed to create some abstraction to make life feel significant.

Feel free to make up your own versions

The mind is a terrible thing to waste...

 

[nakedfrog]

The better question is -- What if they are real? Then who is screwed?

I think you're looking for this thread: https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/what-if-heaven-and-hell-are-a-bluff.2573143/
This one is for good-natured japery.

 

[randay]

they are so buff they cant even stay in their own thread

 

[IronWing]

they are so buff they cant even stay in their own thread

They're ripped. Threads can't contain them.

 

[sandorski]

Jesus/Satan - Do you even lift, brah?

 

[TheELF]

Jesus/Satan - Do you even lift, brah?

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[Ottonomous]

bump

 

[zinfamous]

bump

cokeheads are the worst

 

[Zanovar]

cokeheads are the worst

oo ya bitch