What I would do if I were a seagull

[Kev]

If I were a seagull, I would go around to random spots on the beach pecking at the sand and pretending to eat. Of course all the other seagulls would see me, and thinking that there is food, they would all flock over and try to steal some of it for themselves (as seagulls often do). Then I'd enjoy a hearty laugh at the angry looks on the other seagulls' faces when they realize that there was no food to begin with! Stupid seagulls!

But after awhile the seagulls would stop believing me whenever I started pecking at the sand. So even though the joke wouldn't work anymore, I won't have a bunch of damn seagulls bugging me when I find REAL food anymore. Take that you damn seagulls!

 

[AreaCode707]

If you were a seagull, you'd get locked.

 

[yobarman]

If you were a seagull i'd feed you some alkaseltzer.

 

[Tauren]

Why be a flying rat, when you can be a nef?

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Why be a flying rat, when you can be a nef? >>



It's always been my dream to go to a place where they've never seen pigeons before, introduce the pigeons, then tell the natives that they're called "sky rats."

I hate pigeons.

 

[AreaCode707]

Wanna rent some more inspiring dreams?

 

[Electric Amish]

You should come to Utah where it would be illegal to kill you. State Bird.

amish

 

[WA261]

i would fly around and sh*t on people

here in SLC they are garbage birds....the dump is just full of them...nasty things

 

[pyonir]

<< You should come to Utah where it would be illegal to kill you. State Bird.

amish >>


as long as we are neffing and this is a pointless topic, how are the crowds and traffic so far today amish?

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Sounds an awful lot like something Jack Handey would say.