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What horrible, terrrible, evil things did you do as a child?

iamwiz82

iamwiz82

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The thread with the video of the kid who tried to ate a tablespoon of cinnamon reminded me of the horrible things I did, like shooting squirrels with BB guns, making bombs of various size and power, ordering pizzas to neighbors houses.

😱

So, what horrible things did you do as a child?
 
Originally posted by: JME Fidelity
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Hahahah that reminds me
I pooped in my pants in 1st grade cause I wanted to hold it in so I could play some stupid game called "zoombinis" 😀
I regret it
Now that game looks like cr@p
 
When i was 4 my cousin (4 also) was standing at the top of the stairs looking down at the door. When i passed him on the way to the bathroom I pushed him down the stairs. *thump thump thump thump thump*. Fortunately he ended up ok.

3 years old I painted my eyeball with red fingernail polish.

Same week I climbed in the bathtub and turned on the hotwater and couldnt get out.

A week later i tasted Comet. (tasted pretty good by the way)

4 years old. Sister made fun of me for wetting the bed so while she was sleeping I gave her a shower from head to toe. Until last christmas she thought she wet the bed.

There is more but I think i have said enough.
 
Originally posted by: stevent76
When i was 4 my cousin (4 also) was standing at the top of the stairs looking down at the door. When i passed him on the way to the bathroom I pushed him down the stairs. *thump thump thump thump thump*. Fortunately he ended up ok.

3 years old I painted my eyeball with red fingernail polish.

Same week I climbed in the bathtub and turned on the hotwater and couldnt get out.

A week later i tasted Comet. (tasted pretty good by the way)

4 years old. Sister made fun of me for wetting the bed so while she was sleeping I gave her a shower from head to toe. Until last christmas she thought she wet the bed.

There is more but I think i have said enough.
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If you did all this by 4 year old, I want to hear about 12-15. 😛
 
Originally posted by: stevent76
When i was 4 my cousin (4 also) was standing at the top of the stairs looking down at the door. When i passed him on the way to the bathroom I pushed him down the stairs. *thump thump thump thump thump*. Fortunately he ended up ok.

3 years old I painted my eyeball with red fingernail polish.

Same week I climbed in the bathtub and turned on the hotwater and couldnt get out.

A week later i tasted Comet. (tasted pretty good by the way)

4 years old. Sister made fun of me for wetting the bed so while she was sleeping I gave her a shower from head to toe. Until last christmas she thought she wet the bed.

There is more but I think i have said enough.
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Holy crap. 😀
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: stevent76
When i was 4 my cousin (4 also) was standing at the top of the stairs looking down at the door. When i passed him on the way to the bathroom I pushed him down the stairs. *thump thump thump thump thump*. Fortunately he ended up ok.

3 years old I painted my eyeball with red fingernail polish.

Same week I climbed in the bathtub and turned on the hotwater and couldnt get out.

A week later i tasted Comet. (tasted pretty good by the way)

4 years old. Sister made fun of me for wetting the bed so while she was sleeping I gave her a shower from head to toe. Until last christmas she thought she wet the bed.

There is more but I think i have said enough.
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If you did all this by 4 year old, I want to hear about 12-15. 😛
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Actually i was fine by about 11. My sister started up about then.We wont even go there though.
 
Head and shoulders shampoo used to come in a tube form. It looked just like toothpaste. My dad pissed me off one day so I pumped a good 3 inches of H&S into his Crest toothpaste tube. He comes flying out of the bathroom with a look that is beyond description yelling at my mother "WTF woman, this sh!t is the worst tasting toothpaste ever". I still don't think he knows about it to this day. I am 35 and we work together 🙂

Dave
 
BTW, I could prolly fill this whole page up with about 1/10th of the funny stuff we did as kids. Wayyyy to much to list.

Dave
 
Originally posted by: BATCH71
BTW, I could prolly fill this whole page up with about 1/10th of the funny stuff we did as kids. Wayyyy to much to list.

Dave
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I've already horrified my wife with my stories.
 
I used to kill lizards all the time, used to torture them and just do horrible things to them 🙁 I feel bad about killing so many little guys and make a point now to avoid stepping on them etc. now.

I'm not talking I killed a few here and there either, my brother my neighbor friend and I killed hundreds and hundreds of them, it was like a lizard holocaust.
 
3rd grade I puked on a kids new shoes. 6th grade skiing a friend hit his eye off a T-bar tow, and it became so swollen that he couldn't see out of his eye. 4th grade I farted when I was giving a presentation in front of the whole school( the mic piked it up...). 5th grade I got in a stapler fight with a girl, and I told my teacher to shut up(she yelled alot.). O god we placed thumbtacks on teachers chairs, and had lots of pencial fights. Plus I stuk my tongue to a pole(I got bored at recess). The funniset thing is that we take pen erasers and throw them at each other. And: WE NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE FOR MOST OF IT!!!!! So much fun.
 
I used to sneak money from my mom's purse all the time.
But the worst was when I found out my mom's ATM pin code(she asked me to pull money out 1 time). Every so often, I would take it to the ATM machine and pull money out.
She never cought me...probably thought my dad took money out.

I figure I'll be paying them back when they are old and I'll be taking care of them.
 
I bit a kid because he wouldn't let me off the bus. Oh I also locked my grandma in my basement (unfinished) so that I could jump off the balcony from upstairs to downstairs (on to a couch) I did that twice. I missed the gong in a performance peice in band (it was a solo at the very end of the song). I stabbed a kid once (oh wait that didn't happen).
 
Around 9-13 I took apart some things without asking first... a cassette player, a walkie talkie, a phone, a thermostat, one of those tesla coil globes. I'd unscrew everything, desolder stuff, etc. Oh yeah, took apart my Teddy Ruxpin way before that too... vaguely remember getting in trouble for that.
 
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