What have you done as an adult , that the child you would have never believed?

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Jam my tongue in a strangers butthole.

To be fair, she was kinda pretty and I was very sober.
 

DigDog

Lifer
Jun 3, 2011
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i got laid

ooh you mean like .. ok.
i can think of any film and watch it instantly for free.
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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I paid $600 for a my MTB , 8 years ago, that was a Chinese piece of shit. Turns out that they all are Chinese pieces of shit.

My 1st car was $300 in high school.

Lol at the recent shutdown where even wal mart couldn't source a bike.

And just paid $37k for an effing car. Sheesh. Only paid $72 for the house we live in. Granted 1996.
 
Mar 11, 2004
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The fuck is a carm? Cock arm? Carman? Cam made out of a car? Are you the one guy that couldn't use h and are trying to say charm? Did the kids get away with the H of your lucky charms?
 

snoopy7548

Diamond Member
Jan 1, 2005
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I paid $600 for a my MTB , 8 years ago, that was a Chinese piece of shit. Turns out that they all are Chinese pieces of shit.

My 1st car was $300 in high school.

Lol at the recent shutdown where even wal mart couldn't source a bike.

And just paid $37k for an effing car. Sheesh. Only paid $72 for the house we live in. Granted 1996.

Missing a "k" in there? :oops:
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Become conservative (mostly). If you would've told me that at like 20 I would've shat. Heck look at my earliest posts here.

Be crappy at video games.

Edit: I guess 20 is an adult but close enough.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Come out as transgender/start transitioning. Child me didn't know that other people had those same feelings, and 80s/90s America didn't really have great transgender representation (you had what, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Silence of the Lambs?) and I knew I wasn't like those examples.
 
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BurnItDwn

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Oct 10, 1999
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Come out as transgender/start transitioning. Child me didn't know that other people had those same feelings, and 80s/90s America didn't really have great transgender representation (you had what, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Silence of the Lambs?) and I knew I wasn't like those examples.
You might be a few years older than I, but, the worst examples I can think of were from Jerry Springer ...

As a kid I would I would have been a bully to people who were Trans.
Now I try instead to be an ally even though I will (unintentionally) do so in an award manner.
 

herm0016

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Feb 26, 2005
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own a tractor with a front end loader. dream fulfilled.

worked in places most people will never see and have never heard of, travel to work half way around the world.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Way too many things to list.

Dropped out of high school to enlist...with a guarantee for Vietnam... (wtf was I thinking?)

but more to the point...hold a device in my hand with 100 times more computing power than they used to send the Apollo missions to the moon...and it even has spell check.
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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You might be a few years older than I, but, the worst examples I can think of were from Jerry Springer ...

As a kid I would I would have been a bully to people who were Trans.
Now I try instead to be an ally even though I will (unintentionally) do so in an award manner.
Yeah, I mean, as a kid in the 80s being gay/other was basically just as bad as being a commie Russian.
 

brainhulk

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Sep 14, 2007
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Telling my kid to stop playing video games and do chores and schoolwork. (Although I am genuinely impressed by his Fortnite skills, I don't tell him lest it becomes uncool and unrebellious to him)

Omg I became my Dad...lol.