What happens when the FedEx driver gets a speeding ticket?

[Leros]

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot

Originally posted by: Ranger X
The joke is supposed to be funny because FedEx takes forever to delivery their packages. A FedEx driver, who gets a speeding ticket, gets a raise because it's a sign that he's actually driving fast to deliver the packages.

Heh..I always get my packages on time, or early, so that joke sucks.

me too, my fedex packages arrive a day early, always. My UPS packages always arrive on time or late.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: JToxic

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot

Originally posted by: Ranger X
The joke is supposed to be funny because FedEx takes forever to delivery their packages. A FedEx driver, who gets a speeding ticket, gets a raise because it's a sign that he's actually driving fast to deliver the packages.

Heh..I always get my packages on time, or early, so that joke sucks.

me too, my fedex packages arrive a day early, always. My UPS packages always arrive on time or late.

what the.. ya.

it's the ups packages that come late sometimes. FedEx has never arrived late on me. i never knew fedex had a rep of being late wtf?

 

[Agaruvala]

fed ex owns UPS, My 130 dollar shipping charge was given back to me by fed ex even though my packeage was just abit late

UPS, just goes well its was attempted, they lie I was home all day. UPS sucks

 

[bigrash]

corny joke

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: aberdeen5
almost smiled

 

[Brackis]

What happens when the FedEx girl is hot?


I get a raise

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: C6FT7
He gets a raise!!!

:laugh:

This joke doesn't apply to me according to my positive experiences with the company.

 

[l Xes l]

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: JToxic

Originally posted by: KingofCamelot

Originally posted by: Ranger X
The joke is supposed to be funny because FedEx takes forever to delivery their packages. A FedEx driver, who gets a speeding ticket, gets a raise because it's a sign that he's actually driving fast to deliver the packages.

Heh..I always get my packages on time, or early, so that joke sucks.

me too, my fedex packages arrive a day early, always. My UPS packages always arrive on time or late.

what the.. ya.

it's the ups packages that come late sometimes. FedEx has never arrived late on me. i never knew fedex had a rep of being late wtf?

Same here. Even if UPS is on time the package looks like it was a football to them. Fed-Ex is who I ship with.

 

[Schfifty Five]

What happens when a girl posts a corny joke on ATOT?




You get tons of single emoticon replies!

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
What happens when a girl posts a corny joke on ATOT?




You get tons of single emoticon replies!