What happens when the FedEx driver gets a speeding ticket?

destrekor

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was that on one of those phone text message daily-joke services? lmao

;)

he better though. i want my stuff, a day EARLY! :D
 

Ranger X

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The joke is supposed to be funny because FedEx takes forever to delivery their packages. A FedEx driver, who gets a speeding ticket, gets a raise because it's a sign that he's actually driving fast to deliver the packages.

Ehh, not so funny when someone has to explain the joke. :p
 

KingofCamelot

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
The joke is supposed to be funny because FedEx takes forever to delivery their packages. A FedEx driver, who gets a speeding ticket, gets a raise because it's a sign that he's actually driving fast to deliver the packages.

:confused: Heh..I always get my packages on time, or early, so that joke sucks. ;)