What happens if the soap is dropped?

[Powermoloch]

I use bottled soap

 

[Harrod]

I got soap on a rope one Christmas from my grandmother, I don't really know if it was supposed to be a joke or tell me something.

 

[jupiter57]

Dual Meaning:

A: Don't bend over

B: Ex-wife would have nothing to watch on TV.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Is bottled soap better than bar soap?

 

[DaTT]

I use bottled soap

"...and take the shampoo bottle outta my ass".

/sandler

 

[lord_emperor]

Wait. How can he pee with a raging boner? I've always found that close to impossible.

Superman flying position, or if you're outside it resembles the stream from a super-soaker water cannon.

 

[William Gaatjes]

huh?

Your name is pray to Jesus.

I expect a priest to "pop up" when you drop the soap.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Is this where "Babby" comes from??

no, that's when a bird has sex with a bee, I thought everyone knew that

 

[William Gaatjes]

Wait. How can he pee with a raging boner? I've always found that close to impossible.

Yes i can remember when i was young. Anyone has experienced this during the morning while one just want to take a pis and go back to bed ? Wake up athletics indeed. Upper body completely horizontal with one stretched leg horizontal as well while hovering over the toilet.

 

[Fritzo]

I just stopped by to make sure surprise butt secks was mentioned at least 12 times. Nice work.

Carry on.