Monel, I'm trying to believe you, but.... c'mon.
From my class:
Most Intelligent: (was a brilliant hippie) works for the CIA but can't say what. Comes to class reunions but insists he can't talk about the job. We think he's a underground radical with an ironic cover story.
Most Likely to Succeed: An Electrical Engineer, very smart, but twice-divorced and a bitter, angry man.
Most Athletic: works at a beer distributor.
Most Attractive (girl): Schoolteacher, normal suburban life with 3 kids.
Most Attractive (boy): Lives in Alaska, hermit lifestyle.
Most Humorous: Writes sitcom scripts in Hollywood.
Most Likely to be President: An accountant.