What happened to the guy who was gonna cut his legs off?

[duragezic]

Ya know that webpage with him gonna do it if you paid money to see it? The date has passed by now hasn't it?

 

[kranky]

I'm stumped! What happened?

 

[gopunk]

<< I'm stumped! What happened? >>

 

[Viper GTS]

You mean this guy?

I know many or you have been looking forward to the guillotine amputation of my feet on January 5th. However, these are now the existing conditions:


THE UP SIDE -
I have secured a production crew, EMT services, lighting, camera crews, director, live band, the video and DVD production, lighting, location, production manager and, oh yes, the guillotine.

THE DOWN SIDE -
Corporate lawyers have caused me to lose several members of the crew, the satellite truck and the intially interested investors who were covering the production costs of the amputation event.

This being the case, the amputation of my feet by guillotine is postponed until the production money for the event has been secured. Many of you may wonder why I am not using the sign-up money to pay for the costs. The money paid for memberships is in escrow until after I perform the amputation. So I am hoping to find an interested investor to help me get this amputation underway!

If you interested in financing the production costs of the event, I would love to talk to you. Please email me at freck@cutoffmyfeet.com.


- Paul "Freck" Morgan

Viper GTS

 

[Alligator]

he was in need of some more money
and he came up a little short

 

[NewCompGeek]

yes that crazy guy:Q

 

[DarkLight]

I don't see why anyone cares, I wouldn't care if he chopped his head off. Hell, I might even chip in a few bucks just if he would do it. One less psycho.

 

[Jzero]

<< he was in need of some more money
and he came up a little short >>

ROFL! Best pun I've heard all year!

 

[yakko]

I think he is just pulling our leg.

 

[VRoOMdesigns]

I won't stand for this!

 

[VirusDub]

If it is a joke, he's certainly got a leg up on us.

 

[tommigsr]

oh gawd, look at all these puns, i'ma take an ax and chop off his legs...and i'll do it for free

 

[MikeO]

That's one crazy mofo.

LMAO @ the puns

 

[BestBuyGuy]

Such outlandish promises only to disappoint his millions of fans...

I guess he put his foot in his mouth.

 

[Kojak]

I guess he will have get the gumption to stand on his own 2 feet and help foot the bill.

 

[aznspeed]

now that's one guy who's shoes i wouldn't want to be in...

hahahaa

 

[Nitemare]

Anyone want to step up to the plate and help this guy out because it looks like he won't have a leg to stand on?

bump for a good cause

 

[Jzero]

<< Anyone want to step up to the plate and help this guy out because it looks like he won't have a leg to stand on?

bump for a good cause >>



I heard this guy's a hack anyway...

 

[Tates]

To know the man, one needs to walk a mile in his shoes

 

[Kev]

I'm glad someone put their foot down on this idea.

 

[Kev]

He was really keeping people on their toes, but he was dragging his feet with this for way too long.

He didn't exactly put his best foot forward if you ask me.

He'll never be the head of a major corporation (whoops, wrong pun)

 

[badluck]

A note to this guy.....You are really going to miss your legs.....

Sincerely,

Christopher Reeves