As we speak, PsyOps Supreme Commander Russ (Abu I Saed Bu) is deep in the caves of Bora Bora, tasked with finding and effectively disabling bin Laden's infamous laptop computer with with inferior and outdated "Genuine Packard Bell" replacement parts, which will surely bring about the downfall of the entire Al Qaeda Microsoft Terrorist Network, Home/Cave Edition, like no other single act in this entire war, Allah willing.