What happened to kimble???

perry

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Kimble? When did he take down his website with all the cool pictures and stuff? Google gives a rough translation of the page, but I really can't figure out what his problem is. Any German speakers care to fill me in?
 

guyver01

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This is a babelfish translation:

The Germany allergy.


A parting greeting from Kim Schmitz



A German Hightech fairy tale (picture) is to end. The 500-Millionen-Mark-Mann (BZ) left Germany, because the star among the German young entrepreneurs (LH magazine) has Germany fullly. Because a superbrain (finances) and Internet Tycoon (CNN) in Germany were made the Aufschneider, bag player and cheat (Teleboerse), one its plans and visions to destroy wants. But a genius (Financial Times) always finds a solution. The best tape for German Resozialisierung (Theo Waigel) says: Bye, bye, Germany. As the parting the three-hundredweight large muzzle (picture) explains, why Germany is not homeland:


Because criminals threaten the life of a German citizen and access despite display the government authority only if one is kidnapped or dead. The criminal investigation department for " organized criminality " in Munich guesses/advises to submerge. Thanks for the tip.

Because a German journalist writes a lie history and copy 100 journalists. Damage: 50 million. Repair impossible. Compensation in Germany a foreign word. Congratulation to the Teleboerse.

Because to a German large taxpayer instead of respect only mockery and Hohn one brings. The thanks for prepared to take risks shank and commitment.

Because a dynamic entrepreneur of German authorities, officials and paragraphs is constantly braked and international competitive ability thereby is made impossible.

Because one is forced because of an obscure German paragraph forest to output each year enormous sums on control and law offices which none look through more have.

Because one must wait several years, until one gets a valid judgement at a German court.

Because one waits in Germany over three years for the distribution of a patent.

Because the German policy operates destructively, Germany in Europe without reason the tail light in things economic growth is not.

Because envy and disfavor in Germany no workstation for heroes leave.

Because all direct and indirect controls collected a load of over 70% of the income represent and Germany its citizens abzockt.


Next week starts here the KIMPIRE.
Legends May sleep, but they never die.

 

perry

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Ahh.. here is an explanation. Kinda odd that a self procliamed millionaire (article says his riches were brought into question...) would just up and disappear like that...
 

Talon

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There have been several reports, including those in the Register, that his company had never been properly registered and that he was about to be investigated for running a pyramid scheme. Perhaps that has something to do with his sudden decision to leave Germany. :)
 

perry

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Hmm. Interesting. The Register almost makes him out to be one big (no pun intended...) scam artist and attention whore. I just liked looking at all his cool pictures. Whether he is actually stupid rich, or is some uber security expert, or an invenstment genius is really moot in my eyes. Just show pictures of fast chicks and hot cars and I'll be happy!

I know a guy that was big into Quake or Quake 2 and said he used to play against Kimble sometimes. Said Kimble was actually a pretty damn good player.