What goes on at the bottom of NFL pile

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IKE REESE, Eagles Linebacker

"When we played the Patriots last year [Eagles running back] Brian Westbrook fumbled a punt, and we were all down there scrambling for it. [Patriots linebacker] Mike Vrabel had my testicles in his hand, and he was squeezing them. Where the football ends up depends on who has the strongest will or the strongest hands. Guys reach inside the face mask to gouge your eyes. But the biggest thing is the grabbing of the testicles. It is crazy."

 

[cosine17]

can i get a rofl?

 

[PingSpike]

Two Words: Spike-covered electrified cup.

 

[Deeko]

I saw a report about 'the pile' on ESPN once from some old linebackers. Funny, yet crazy.

 

I heard once that the farts can be absolutely lethal down there.

 

[Encryptic]

Ahhh....more incontrovertible proof that the majority of football players are still in the closet, despite the tight pants and frequent butt-patting associated with the sport.

 

[vood0g]

i'm cringing just reading about testicles getting squeezed. LOL

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Nothing like a meaty linebacker's hands cradling your yambag to ruin your day.

 

[Doggiedog]

How ironic.

Squeezing two balls just to get one back.

 

[SludgeFactory]

"But the biggest thing is the grabbing of the testicles."

for some reason I'm hearing Bill Cosby's jello pudding voice say that in my head and it's funny. I'm high on cough syrup BTW

 

[MrDingleDangle]

dont they wear cups?...man i would have the tightest elastic ever on that jock strap

hell superglue the cup around my privates


and for eye gouging i have heard this many times before and dont get why more players dont wear clear face shields

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
"But the biggest thing is the grabbing of the testicles."

for some reason I'm hearing Bill Cosby's jello pudding voice say that in my head and it's funny. I'm high on cough syrup BTW

First post that has made me laugh in here all day, because now I hear it too.

 

[jamesave]

rofl

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: jamesave
rofl

but seriously no cups? hmmm shens... maybe not since there's other stories like that.

BEN LEBER, Chargers Linebacker

"I don't know if people really want to know what goes on down there: Basically anything you can't get away with on the field, you can get away with under that pile. Nobody can see you. The go-to spots are the eyes and the family jewels. If anybody grabs your family jewels, you are going to let go. In the pile you hear some screams of pain, but you don't know where it is coming from -- unless it's you."

and another

STEVE GLEASON, Saints Safety

"We were playing Tampa Bay last year, and I just about lost my manhood trying to recover a fumble on a punt. I was shocked. I had the ball in my hand, and someone was reaching from behind me -- between my legs. I recovered the fumble, but when I got in the shower after the game, I literally had claw marks all over my inner thighs."

 

[rh71]

that's bs... you don't see players adjusting their jock straps after they get up from a pile. You don't see anyone cleaning out their eyes either. You know they want the ball bad and if this were really going on, there would be a lot more injuries... players just get up and either say YEEEEEHAWWW or ahh fvck they've got the ball.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
How ironic.

Squeezing two balls just to get one back.

lmao

 

[spiderrasmon]

and to think Artest got in a fight over a soda gettin thrown...

football is waaaaayyyyy worse.

 

[everman]

The go-to spots are the eyes and the family jewels. If anybody grabs your family jewels, you are going to let go. In the pile you hear some screams of pain, but you don't know where it is coming from -- unless it's you."

:Q

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Nothing like a meaty linebacker's hands cradling your yambag to ruin your day.

hahahahaha, i just broke out in uncontrollable laughter at the word 'yambag' hahahahahahaha