What friends are REALLY for:
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of reality.
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb-@ass.
When you are sick, Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
This is my oath, a pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of reality.
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb-@ass.
When you are sick, Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
This is my oath, a pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
Facebook
Twitter