What foods/beverages give you the most stinky farts?

phreakwars

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In other words how many of you can actually pick the foods that will gross out even yourself and make you go outside so you don't have to smell yourself and the lingering gas in the room for a 1/2 hour, I think my worst was pinto beans and hot fried rice. I stunk up my bedroom so bad with at least an hour of TOOTING that smell was still there after 4 hours
 
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For me, milk does the trick. Whooo eeeeeeeee. Also, foods high in artificial sugars like candies (skittles) and soda.
 

bootymac

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<< For me, milk does the trick. Whooo eeeeeeeee. Also, foods high in artificial sugars like candies (skittles) and soda. >>



milk? lol!

nothing gives me stinky fart, besides indegestion (sp?) :D
 

mryellow2

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Popeyes red beans and rice always kill me. Not to mention everyone else at work. Hrm...
 

yakko

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Food from the ones chinese restaurant that closed. I would get up and leave the room.
 

RossMAN

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One time in high school towards graduation, about 4 weeks away we did no work just socialized 8 hours a day ... someone apparently spent 1 month rotting a dozen eggs in an airtight box. He brought them, hid them in a vacant locker in the main hallway then one day dropped the entire dozen onto the locker's bottom, within an hour you could smell it through the entire high school, the wonders of air circulation.

Funniest prank in a long time that pissed off a lot of people. Rotten eggs STINK!
 

brxndxn

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I've never had that problem... but I've had friends come over after eating Taco Bell or some other fast food (Greasy Hut, Papa Farts, Gasinos) and they'd sit there and fart every 2 - 20 seconds... used to piss me off soo bad. I would make them leave until they were done.
 

veryape

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I'd say if you ateSH1T your farts would smell horrendously.

What the hell kind of question is that?:disgust:.
 

SWScorch

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boiled hot dogs.... its like runner's farts, only 10 times worse. I seriously made myself gag after eating some boiled hot dogs....