What first world problem did you have today?

[Exterous]

irrationally freaking out because I emailed a guy my resume at 8 pm and he never sent me a confirmation email that he received it (and otoh, I'm probably the only weirdo who sends emails like "I have nothing to add to this conversation right now, but I just wanted to confirm that I've seen and read this email")

I can confirm that I have seen and read this post

 

[John Connor]

Found a host for my site and blog, payed, password doesn't work, E-mail doesn't work and I find out my real name, address, E-mail and phone number are used in the whois record. So now I need to find out how to change the record. Me a freaking noob! Learned the hard way, but the account E-mail and password problem isn't my fault.

 

[Mai72]

I forgot to put my Redbull in the fridge before I went to sleep. Now I'm at work with a warm Redbull, and I am a sad panda

You can't make a quick run to your local store?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I have to wait another day to get the windows tinted on my Jetta.

 

[KeithTalent]

The tracking numbers for all of my Black Friday Blu-ray orders from Barnes & Noble are not working.

KT

 

[smackababy]

Ugh... UPS claims to have delivered a package to my house and left it at the office. Um, there is no office?

 

[rsbennett00]

I hate this time of year. All the chicks are boring college freshmen realizing they blew through all their living money and just come in for a quick 10k.

 

[Mai72]

I hate this time of year. All the chicks are boring college freshmen realizing they blew through all their living money and just come in for a quick 10k.

What ate they doing for $10k?

Do you give out college loans for a living?

 

[Svnla]

Just receive an Amazon gift card from one of the member in this site. What to buy? Heheheheh.

Oh, thanks a bunch to that poster. You rock!!!

 

[CZroe]

What ate they doing for $10k?

Do you give out college loans for a living?

In case you didn't pick up on it from all his talk of trannies and porn, he's in the porn business... or at least he wants us to think he is. Just like I have millions and live in a mansion and drive an exotic luxury car.

 

[smackababy]

In case you didn't pick up on it from all his talk of trannies and porn, he's in the porn business... or at least he wants us to think he is. Just like I have millions and live an a mansion and drive an exotic luxury car.

At least, you're story is believable. We know there are movie stars of varying degrees in Newman. I could imagine Norman Reedus does live in a mansion and has millions of dollars.

 

[blackdogdeek]

The cook didn't put the cheese on my eggs. I suffered through it.

 

[nageov3t]

I cannot summon one single fuck to give about my job right now.

 

[highland145]

The cook didn't put the cheese on my eggs. I suffered through it.

You could have been like this guy.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2411206

 

[CZroe]

At least, you're story is believable. We know there are movie stars of varying degrees in Newman. I could imagine Norman Reedus does live in a mansion and has millions of dollars.

Did I mention my land-yacht? Yeah: I has ones.

 

[smackababy]

Did I mention my land-yacht? Yeah: I has ones.

A bus? Yeah, not that impressive. >_>

 

[rsbennett00]

What ate they doing for $10k?

Do you give out college loans for a living?

As they said, I work for an adult film studio. The going rate for amateurs is 10k per scene (about an hour of work) assuming they sign away rights to it (and of course the 2257 and pass talenttesting).

The problem of course is they are all very boring, bland, usually have no curves, and untalented.

 

[rsbennett00]

In case you didn't pick up on it from all his talk of trannies and porn, he's in the porn business... or at least he wants us to think he is. Just like I have millions and live in a mansion and drive an exotic luxury car.

Eh?

Having millions and living in a mansion is awesome. Working porn usually isn't.

 

[Smoblikat]

Woke up at 5 yesterday and didnt get home from work until 9. Woke up at 5 again today and am very tired.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

As they said, I work for an adult film studio. The going rate for amateurs is 10k per scene (about an hour of work) assuming they sign away rights to it (and of course the 2257 and pass talenttesting).

The problem of course is they are all very boring, bland, usually have no curves, and untalented.

Can we switch jobs for a week? Just a week thats all I ask!

 

[rsbennett00]

Can we switch jobs for a week? Just a week thats all I ask!

I only work 4-6 hours a week. What's your schedule?

 

[Anubis]

I have to ask, is "talent testing" code for getting fucked by someone before you actually get paid for it to see if your worth paying for it?

 

[Svnla]

As they said, I work for an adult film studio. The going rate for amateurs is 10k per scene (about an hour of work) assuming they sign away rights to it (and of course the 2257 and pass talenttesting).

The problem of course is they are all very boring, bland, usually have no curves, and untalented.

How much is it for a guy? $10?

I would love to be on a set, just to observe.

 

[rsbennett00]

I have to ask, is "talent testing" code for getting fucked by someone before you actually get paid for it to see if your worth paying for it?

http://talenttestingservice.com/

Evaluating female talent is visual only, no contact allowed.

Men in hetero scenes are paid 1k. Scenes are generally by contract from the distros and go for 50k-500k depending on a zillion variables. We do film some scenes to keep canned for emergency purposes.

 

[Anubis]

im guessing I should not click that at work