What first world problem did you have today?

[Leros]

Deciding where to take my Caribbean vacation in December.

Ugh. My dad wants to go on a Caribbean cruise for Christmas. He booked it already and I'm supposed to drive down to Houston to meet him. I'm actually rather annoyed.

 

[MongGrel]

Kinda miss em myself I've been on many.

Who with ? I personally liked Princess for the big huge outdoor movie screen by the pool at night under the stars while chowing on seafood buffet stuff and drinking beers

The hit the Midnight Buffet for dessert hehe.

Or a the Dance club and some Martinis.

We used to do Royal Carribean a lot at one time, I'm a Gold member think the wife might be Platinum.

 

[Imp]

Zach Galifianakis lost a ton of weight and I don't recognize him anymore.

 

[Svnla]

Went to grocery shopping tonight and tomatoes went up from $1/lb to $2, orange juice (store brand) went up to $4/gallon, beef went up to $5/lb or more, pork went up to $2/lb, chicken breasts went up to $2/lb. Heck, everything that I usually purchase went up <almost everything>. Well, at least the candies were on sale for $2/pack <fun size>.

 

[Smoblikat]

I didnt want to get out of the shower because it is very cold in my apartment.

 

[CraKaJaX]

It was too stuffy in my apt this morning. 73 degrees @ 530AM? What the.....

 

[manimal]

Wife submitted headshots of our almost 5 year old triplets to an agency and they have called a dozen times in the last week to use the kids. Dont want them to be disney stars and end up ruined by Hollywood.

 

[highland145]

Wife submitted headshots of our almost 5 year old triplets to an agency and they have called a dozen times in the last week to use the kids. Dont want them to be disney stars and end up ruined by Hollywood.

That's why you're their agent, financial adviser, and all around protection detail.


Some story on ESPN about a rookie making a lot of $$ and his Dad still has him on an allowance. The alter Alan Iverson.

 

[Ruptga]

I died of Ebola.

 

[manimal]

That's why you're their agent, financial adviser, and all around protection detail.


Some story on ESPN about a rookie making a lot of $$ and his Dad still has him on an allowance. The alter Alan Iverson.

So im now a soccer mom lol

 

[highland145]

So im now a soccer mom lol

Deny you drive a minivan.

 

[manimal]

Deny you drive a minivan.

yes one of my 9 vehicles is a van. It has quad headrest video screens and tinted REALLY dark so nobody can see me

 

[HN]

temperature outside is a bit cooler today but the building climate control still seems to think there's a heatwave so the a/c is blasting like a mofo

 

[highland145]

yes one of my 9 vehicles is a van. It has quad headrest video screens and tinted REALLY dark so nobody can see me

9 vehicles
triplets
How many wives do you have?

 

[Ichinisan]

I died of Ebola.

They also have this problem in the third world.

 

[HN]

They also have this problem in the third world.

yeah, but it's only en vogue now that it's happening here.

 

[manimal]

9 vehicles
triplets
How many wives do you have?

only one wife thankfully. I dont think man is supposed to have more than one crazy I mean soul mate.

Thinking of moving just so I can have more parking and storage space. I have a bunch of car projects and usually have 3-5 cars I flip. Want a 74 Vette or a 2 Wrangler with a lift? I make good price !

 

[highland145]

only one wife thankfully. I dont think man is supposed to have more than one crazy I mean soul mate.

Thinking of moving just so I can have more parking and storage space. I have a bunch of car projects and usually have 3-5 cars I flip. Want a 74 Vette or a 2 Wrangler with a lift? I make good price !

Just block the street like Tommy does.


Thanks but I'll stick with the Tacoma.

Bought a wrangler in 1987, new, biggest piece of shit I've ever owned.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

People on the internet keep misunderstanding the point of a thread and continually post complaints that are not only not restricted to the first world, but are actually more common in the third world, thus completely missing out on the chance to ironically consider minor problems as compared to one's privilege.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Dr. Zaus]

My 150k job doesn't start util august and so I have to keep living on $15 dollars a day (per family member) for another 10 months.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Can't find a good radio station to last me the next hour at work. -_-

 

[smackababy]

People on the internet keep misunderstanding the point of a thread and continually post complaints that are not only not restricted to the first world, but are actually more common in the third world, thus completely missing out on the chance to ironically consider minor problems as compared to one's privilege.

/firstworldproblems

People on the internet keep misunderstanding the meaning of a threat and continually post complaints about posts.

First, second, and third world are cold war era terms. The only "first world problems" that existed are "McCarthyism has me being painted as a communist" or "Russia is coming to get me!"

 

[manimal]

My 150k job doesn't start util august and so I have to keep living on $15 dollars a day (per family member) for another 10 months.

congrats on the new job DC

 

[Dr. Zaus]

congrats on the new job DC

Thanks,

Also: I can't announce my precise poison and salary for my new job because it is higher than the salary of every other professor on campus, regardless of seniority.

I think I'm going to be universally hated when my pay enters public-record next year.

 

[alkemyst]

Thanks,

Also: I can't announce my precise poison and salary for my new job because it is higher than the salary of every other professor else on campus, regardless of seniority.

I think I'm going to be universally hated when my pay enters public-record next year.

Unpossible.