What first world problem did you have today?

[Darwin333]

I haven't had sex in two years and no women will give me sex. Worst time of my life and its only getting worse.

Man, hire an escort already!

 

[Darwin333]

The wife was in the hospital for 4 days and she still manages to charge on the visa.

Ouch on both fronts but man do I know what you mean!

 

[Chaotic42]

I slept too late. I had my alarm set for 0730, but I guess I woke up and changed it without realizing it.

 

[Darwin333]

I better keep this one. Just about have her trained.

Which means she just about has you trained, I mean she still can't even get your sammiches right FFS.

 

[Darwin333]

you guys all getting head from males...and acting like you got ripped off.

Hey, a mouth is a mouth.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

So I'm on the sofa trying to take a nap when the wife puts on this movie. Its about a witch that makes herself look ugly in order to garner the desired results of a test she conducts on the town's leading man. When she gets the results she desired, she assaults the man and disfigures him for a long time without being arrested, or even prosecuted. His horrible disfigurement makes him unwanted by any other human. When I ask her what the name of the movie is she says, "Beauty and the Beast."

Well fuck me with the dumb stick as now I know who the beast is in that movie.

 

[sdifox]

So I'm on the sofa trying to take a nap when the wife puts on this movie. Its about a witch that makes herself look ugly in order to garner the desired results of a test she conducts on the town's leading man. When she gets the results she desired, she assaults the man and disfigures him for a long time without being arrested, or even prosecuted. His horrible disfigurement makes him unwanted by any other human. When I ask her what the name of the movie is she says, "Beauty and the Beast."

Well fuck me with the dumb stick as now I know who the beast is in that movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2771200/

 

[shortylickens]

Watching a movie from Amazon. I assume everyone else across the country is doing the same thing. A few hicupps during playback. Probably not Amazons fault. Probably the ISP.
Or my old, beat up wired router. But I need the wired router. The Wifi limits internet speed to 15 mBit per device.

 

[sdifox]

Watching a movie from Amazon. I assume everyone else across the country is doing the same thing. A few hicupps during playback. Probably not Amazons fault. Probably the ISP.
Or my old, beat up wired router. But I need the wired router. The Wifi limits internet speed to 15 mBit per device.

err whut?

 

[shortylickens]

err whut?

Streaming, on my Roku. There were minor stalls in playback a couple times but its running fine now.

I have Verizon FIOS. The cable modem is also a wired and wifi router. I found out from a technician that when you get on the internet via Wifi they limit your speed to 15 megabits per second, but with ethernet you get full speed. In my case thats 65 megabit.

 

[sdifox]

Streaming, on my Roku. There were minor stalls in playback a couple times but its running fine now.

I have Verizon FIOS. The cable modem is also a wired and wifi router. I found out from a technician that when you get on the internet via Wifi they limit your speed to 15 megabits per second, but with ethernet you get full speed. In my case thats 65 megabit.

Nothing stops you from disabling wifi on that box and use your own wap.

 

[shortylickens]

Oh, and yesterday I decided to start another round of Fallout 3. Had forgotten how bad the physics engine was. And the controls. And the god awful UI. Also the minimal crafting. And boring weapons. And boring ammo.

They REALLY need to remake this game in the new engine. If they added the improved crafting system I would also be happy. Dont need the settlements though. Thats asking too much.

 

[Svnla]

The weather was nice today, cold but crisp and sunny so I drove around town for about 30 minutes around noon. Traffic was light but steady. If it was a normal Monday, the traffic would be horrible.

Very much everything was closed for the holiday except a few gas stations, IHOP, and WaffleHouse. Those two restaurant places were packed to the grill with people waiting out the door. I drove past WaffleHouse around 9 p.m. and was about to get something but the place was packed with people so I drove straight home instead.

 

[BD231]

I still haven't been laid in 2 years ...., its a terrible life.

 

[lxskllr]

Been watching the forecast for next Thursday when I have to work. Estimated highs have gone from 38-30-27, and a chance of night time snow and 19°. It's been shitty and hot most of this winter, but of course when I have to walk steel(on a day I'm supposed to be off), it's the coldest day of the season :^S

Ever downward. Now 24/14... :^(

 

[sdifox]

I still haven't been laid in 2 years ...., its a terrible life.

Castration is a viable answer.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I still haven't been laid in 2 years ...., its a terrible life.

Try 31 years. #foreveralone.

I don't really care though. Don't really want a GF, happy single.

 

[Svnla]

Have only a few more days to go to use up all of the money in the health spending account and professional development account at work. What a pain in the behind.

 

[sdifox]

Have only a few more days to go to use up all of the money in the health spending account and professional development account at work. What a pain in the behind.

buy cert exam credits

 

[lxskllr]

Ever downward. Now 24/14... :^(

23/13...

 

[IronWing]

Where I is: 76/41
Where I'll be: 74/56, sunny with a light breeze

 

[Svnla]

I love old style Transformers of the 80's and 90's and I wanted Shockwave for my collection

I saw a Shockwave Transformer in the toys store last week but the new version was not as cool as the old one.

 

[highland145]

I need to pay next years charitable contributions in the next day or so. $24K is a pretty high hurdle for 2018.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I finished night shifts this morning, wanted to get up at 12pm, I slept right through the alarm and woke up at 4, but took too long to actually get out of bed, so fell asleep and woke up around 6pm. Now I'm feeling all dazed and crappy from oversleeping.

coffee time!

It's like -35 outside so not like I planed to go anywhere. Oh and think my power steering hose broke, I had no power steering on the way home from my night shift. Too cold to deal with it or even check it real quick. Shoveled a section of driveway so I can get in and then went inside. When it's not as cold I'll finish the rest with snow blower.

 

[lxskllr]

I finished night shifts this morning, wanted to get up at 12pm, I slept right through the alarm and woke up at 4, but took too long to actually get out of bed, so fell asleep and woke up around 6pm. Now I'm feeling all dazed and crappy from oversleeping.

coffee time!

It's like -35 outside so not like I planed to go anywhere. Oh and think my power steering hose broke, I had no power steering on the way home from my night shift. Too cold to deal with it or even check it real quick. Shoveled a section of driveway so I can get in and then went inside. When it's not as cold I'll finish the rest with snow blower.

Couldn't you take a snowmobile around? That's a manly way to travel, and it requires less shoveling.