What first world problem did you have today?

[Imp]

You know, duct tape was designed so you could tear it with your hands.

Yes, I knew that... but still wanted to cut my Duck-branded duct tape. Then I tried ripping it afterward and it was easy as hell. The tear was also pretty clean too. I am fail.

 

[JEDI]

I am fail.

we knew that long ago

 

[Imp]

Lowering expectations is what I do best.

 

[highland145]

Lowering expectations is what I do best.

I thought that was beer...oh, wait, beer is the great de-motivator.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

The beans in my pasta fagioli didn't cook fast enough, so lunch was late.

I cleaned the garage and put the finished dresser in my bedroom. Now I don't know what to build.

 

[smackababy]

Decided against Comcrap's 2GB internet and now 150mbs doesn't feel fast enough. =(

 

[Charmonium]

Decided against Comcrap's 2GB internet and now 150mbs doesn't feel fast enough. =(

I guess you don't use a VPN. I have 50mbps and according to speedtest I'm lucky to see 20. 10 is probably the average.

 

[Ns1]

Forgot something so had to go to staples twice

 

[Carson Dyle]

I sorted my yogurt by expiration date.

I eat one, sometimes two containers of Greek yogurt a day and can't resist a good sale. So I have 16 of them in the fridge right now and wanted to make sure I didn't keep pushing the old ones to the back ("always rotate your stock"). Turns out, only one of them is even dated to expire in March. I did notice I'm out of coconut, though. Might have to go to the store.

 

[JEDI]

I guess you don't use a VPN. I have 50mbps and according to speedtest I'm lucky to see 20. 10 is probably the average.

comcrap = 50mb d/l speed
comcrap w/pia vpn = 7mb d/l speed

Might switch to TOR vpn when pia expires

 

[Imp]

I have to use my printer... Unlike my old printer that was only USB capable, my new one is Wifi, but I have to turn on my wireless AP. The button is all the way on the back of the router.

 

[Ns1]

Nm

 

[Ns1]

wanted to check my investment balances but site down for maintenance

 

[RossMAN]

wanted to update my cc on file at pr0nhub.com but site down for maintenance

 

[lxskllr]

Updated firefox on android, and it runs like shit. Had to swtich to icecat on android which uses the esr release(38), then get my extensions on parity with firefox. I had it installed as a backup option, but didn't really use it. Side note... Librejs flags the fsf sites as using non-free js :^D

 

[JEDI]

love Pad thai dish.
decided to make my own but didn't want to spend the time/effort in making the sauce so bought it in a jar.

doesn't taste like the pad thai I have in restaurants.

probably never going to use it again.
$3 down the drain

 

[smackababy]

I guess you don't use a VPN. I have 50mbps and according to speedtest I'm lucky to see 20. 10 is probably the average.

Nah no reason to VPN here unless its for work, and then it's painfully slow, but on someone else's dime. Lol. I average like 125-155mbps download in sustained speeds. Still, nothing can compare to fiber I'm sure. =(

 

[MongGrel]

NM, it might be considered political.

 

[Imp]

The shitter on the second floor is right above my computer and stereo... There's been a leak forever that we can't find. I thought the leak was in another room where the ceiling is damaged, but now it sounds like it's above my stuff and I spotted a stain on the ceiling. FML.

Edit: And I am knowlingly being ripped-off: need file folders, I can get 100 for $10 at Staples or 24 for $10 at Amazon. I only need 24, don't want the extra trash, and don't want to walk to Staples.

 

[Kaido]

I want to make tzatziki sauce, but I don't have any cucumbers

 

[Kaido]

I sorted my yogurt by expiration date.

I eat one, sometimes two containers of Greek yogurt a day and can't resist a good sale. So I have 16 of them in the fridge right now and wanted to make sure I didn't keep pushing the old ones to the back ("always rotate your stock"). Turns out, only one of them is even dated to expire in March. I did notice I'm out of coconut, though. Might have to go to the store.

Bro:

Yogurt-making machine

In jars (see the three extra steps at the bottom for making thicker Greek-style yogurt)

With fruit

Bulk beef

 

[Jeff7]

wanted to check my investment balances but site down for maintenance

Yeah, a lot of the Internet seems to be offline for maintenance in the early weekend mornings.

 

[Ichinisan]

wanted to check my investment balances but site down for maintenance

Their systems probably went haywire after the DST change.

 

[Imp]

Yeah, a lot of the Internet seems to be offline for maintenance in the early weekend mornings.

I know... how am i supposed to subscribe to porn sites and tip cam boys at 4am in the morning.

 

[Svnla]

Don't want to cook so I want a pizza. Who will I get? Pizza Hut, Domino, Papa John?

Pizza Hut because of the 2 medium with 1 topping for $10 plus sale tax. Then the cook put too much sauce on one of the pizza.