I don't know how the quiz creator judges this... These answers
male.
far superior to what people expect.
I drink mostly to be social.
Thin (think twig).
try to do the right thing.
its not really a priority, no.
a (hopefully) somewhat functional family.
technology
I can crack a decent joke every now and then.
Student.
talented
"My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends."
Yeah, maybe once or twice...
got me Quagmire?!? Personality-wise, none of those even apply to Quagmire! (Except maybe the quote. I don't know whose quote that is. But even if I switch to Cleveland's victory quote, I still get Quagmire.)