Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
They are worthless retards who play around with Visio and Microsoft Project all day.
Good definition, except you forgot the part where they assign pointless meetings at the worst possible times.... Usually during lunch or when you're trying to fix a serious problem.
They're also good at assigning you additional work when the other members of the team aren't pulling their weight... Now THERE some motivation to work harder! :|
That's a management problem, not mine.
I've all ready cleared it with your boss and laid out a specific work breakdown structure and resource management plan and have his sign off that you are cleared to work on this particular task.
Those "pointless" meetings are part of the overall communication plan to identify issues and document them in an appropriate issue management plan/tracking list and asign owners and hold them accountable.
You guys might poo-poo PMs, but it is difficult work. That's why normally if you have a problem with a resource, you immediately go to their boss and copy their bosses boss so the resources problem is firmly documented and resolved.