SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
You know, the ones you get in the mail all the time...
It boggles my mind... what is this "pre-approval/pre-qualification" process they use? It's it a requirement that the candidate must have a reposession, judgement, bankruptcy, many many collections, etc., on their credit record in order to get innundated with these letters?
I especially like the fine print though...
Wait... so what you're telling me is that I'm pre-approved but there's a distinct chance that I still won't get APPROVED the card... even though I'm PRE-APPROVED?
Sometimes I just read the T's & C's of one of these things before I throw it out just so I can get a good laugh. They're almost as fun to read as EULA's.
-D
You've been pre-approved for a Diamond-Studded Platinum-Plated Titanium-Cobalt Alloy Card at 5.929384742560982345670429886809346% interests...
It boggles my mind... what is this "pre-approval/pre-qualification" process they use? It's it a requirement that the candidate must have a reposession, judgement, bankruptcy, many many collections, etc., on their credit record in order to get innundated with these letters?
I especially like the fine print though...
This offer in no way garauntees approval of a line of credit with this institution...
Approval will be contingent upon review of credit information history...
Wait... so what you're telling me is that I'm pre-approved but there's a distinct chance that I still won't get APPROVED the card... even though I'm PRE-APPROVED?
Sometimes I just read the T's & C's of one of these things before I throw it out just so I can get a good laugh. They're almost as fun to read as EULA's.
-D