What does your bathroom at work look like?

cbrunny

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Mine is old, and badly in need of a facelift. It looks like one of those bathrooms at a really shitty old hockey arena, but instead of concrete walls its got old drywall. Doesn't smell nearly as bad.

How much better than mine is your bathroom at work?
 

thestrangebrew1

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Here's ours:



Standard I guess. One thing I find weird is that the handicap accessible stall's toilet is at least a foot higher than the regular stall toilet. I typically enjoy the handicap stalls because there's more room, but because I'm a shortass, my feet dangle in this particular handicap stall. Lame.
 

John Connor

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Homerboy

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Here's ours:



Standard I guess. One thing I find weird is that the handicap accessible stall's toilet is at least a foot higher than the regular stall toilet. I typically enjoy the handicap stalls because there's more room, but because I'm a shortass, my feet dangle in this particular handicap stall. Lame.

That's standard. If you're in a wheelchair or have issues getting up/down, it's a little easier with a higher throne.

That being said, being a tall person, I love the handicap stall -- that and it's closest to the window/outside wall so cell reception is much better :)
 

cbrunny

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lol cell reception, for all those phone calls you make while on the can?

Never call me from there.
 

thestrangebrew1

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lol cell reception, for all those phone calls you make while on the can?

Never call me from there.

Just curious why it would matter where he called from? You can't smell it. Other than an echo and some water running, I don't think it'd bother me one bit lol
 

BoomerD

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I'm retired nowadays, but for most of my decades in the working world...it was some variation of this:

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(although rarely that clean looking)
 

cbrunny

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Just curious why it would matter where he called from? You can't smell it. Other than an echo and some water running, I don't think it'd bother me one bit lol

lol id find it weird. especially if he was mid-turd. Would you want to be on the phone with someone that was mid-fap?
 

clamum

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Smallish size (I guess?) modern bathroom with two stalls, two urinals, and two sinks/faucets with touchless operation. Oh, and two paper towel dispenser things (also touchless). No complaints here.
 

JulesMaximus

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It looks like any other bathroom in any other 30-40 year old industrial property.

Oh, except that the plumbing sucks.
 

blackdogdeek

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Large, stone, white tiles on the floor; large, stone, dark gray tiles on the walls; white, rectangular, porcelain sinks with touchless water and soap dispensers raised above dark gray marble counters with 4 foot mirrors behind each one; 8 foot tall actual doors that go down to about 2 inches off the ground for each stall.

Honestly, it's the nicest work bathroom I've ever seen. It's nicer than some hotel public bathrooms.
 

CZroe

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Marble floors. Not kidding. My employer owns a marble mine so that every one of the hundreds of facilities have marble floors.
 

thestrangebrew1

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lol id find it weird. especially if he was mid-turd. Would you want to be on the phone with someone that was mid-fap?

lol I guess at work I wouldn't expect anyone to be fapping, but mid-turd, nah, whatever. I'd probably laugh.
 

rcpratt

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lol id find it weird. especially if he was mid-turd. Would you want to be on the phone with someone that was mid-fap?
Gossip around my office is that one of our temp workers took a call from a recruiter/interviewer on the throne last week D:

Our bathroom is...a bathroom. I've never felt the need to really notice much about it, so I guess it's meeting my needs. Gets a little busy though. One more stall would be nice.
 

Newell Steamer

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Tall stalls, granite, etc. Modern and well kept for the most part. The building's cleaning folks are pretty vigilant.

I once worked at a place where they had shiny black marble tiles, with stalls that hung from the ceilings but didn't touch the floors. So, you would be able to see a reflection of someone wiping their ass in the floor.
 

BurnItDwn

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It has 3 for #1, 3 for #2, and 4 sinks. There are too many people for the number of #1 and #2 stations, so often there is a line.

Its all very modern/stylish, but done cheaply, the entire office building feels like an ikea store only there is no meatballs!
 

HamburgerBoy

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It's nice, in a building that's only several years old. A little too nice, actually; the marble walls are so reflective that if you're standing at a particular urinal, you can see the reflection of the guy sitting on the toilet to your left.
 

Jeff7

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Small business.
Smallish bathroom, but they're private rooms, not stalls. I'd love it if there were more though. There are quite a few people for each one.


looks like you get brutal little shit tickets. Wash your hands carefully.
Double-ply toilet paper here. Quilted, even.
Livin' in luxury I guess.




I do wonder why we in the US decided at some point that bathroom dividers need not provide all that much privacy. Turn toilet time into social time! And save money by using fewer square feet of partitions. (I can't help but wonder if that's part of the driving force behind the "open-plan" offices. A multi-billion-dollar company with tens of thousands of workers would save a lot of money if they didn't use partitions at all.)
 

Belegost

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Pretty standard corporate bathroom, slate floors, granite counters, automatic fixtures.

 

AMCRambler

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Ours is like 1950s vintage fixtures. No dividers between the urinals and they don't wrap around either. You're just out there for all to see. Skeezes me out. I'll post a pic if I'm bored tomorrow.