What does "you have a letter in your mailbox" mean?

[compuwiz1]

So I'm walking across the office yesterday, when a co-worker approaches and says, you have a letter in your mail box. Cool, I thought, maybe that x-mas bonus, or something. So I venture into our break room, where all the inter-office mail boxes are kept, but there was no mail!
Next I went to my office, checked my email. No mail found!

So I scratched my head, stood, adjusted my fly, pulled my boxers out of my crack, and went about my business.

The comment never occurred again until later in the evening, as I sipped my martini. What did this co-worker mean? What does "you have a letter in your mail box" mean?

Is this some secret code? What am I missing here? Should I be alarmed by her mention of this fact?

 

[biostud]

She wants you bad

 

[Eeezee]

It's secret code for "You're incredibly attractive and I want to have a purely sexual relationship with you."

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

It means she's browsing AT and waiting for you to post so that she can mess with you

 

[xcript]

Everyone smiles but cake face.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

It means she doesn't know who you are and mistook you for someone who had a letter in their mailbox. Sorry dude. Your face just doesn't bear remembering.

 

[Slacker]

Something hanging out of your nose?

 

[mwtgg]

Your fly's down.

 

[NiteWulf]

Perhaps your "flag" was up

 

[LordMaul]

I'm pretty sure that was her way of asking if you are gay, and by not denying the fact that you have a letter in your mailbox, you confirmed her suspicions.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
It means she doesn't know who you are and mistook you for someone who had a letter in their mailbox. Sorry dude. Your face just doesn't bear remembering.

This is probably the right answer. Either that, or you have the same first name as someone who actually gets mail.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Um, or she put a letter in someone else's mailbox by mistake?

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
So I scratched my head, stood, adjusted my fly, pulled my boxers out of my crack, and went about my business.

There was a girl behind you, about to ask you out for a drink, but then she decided against it.

 

[dighn]

it's a plot to drive you insane. it appears to be working

 

[KingGheedora]

Have you considered asking her?

 

[Corporate Thug]

maybe she just misread the name on the box?

 

[FoBoT]

did you check your mailbox at home? maybe she sent you a card to your home address

 

[olds]

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