What does this dream mean?

dennilfloss

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I'm too lazy to google for it but last night I dreamt I was eating grass, like a cow. I can't possibly need more fiber in my diet so it must have some weird meaning, if any.
 

Kelvrick

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I had a shootout in a dream yesterday where the other guy had a machine gun.

Must have hit him twice before he started unloading on me and I could see the bullets move like lasers in star wars but slower (so I could dodge). I was hit several times as was he but the fight didn't end until my partner came up and finally shot him once.

I was then immediately OK. Does this mean I'm bulletproof?
 

SSSnail

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That means you need to stop playing on the fields with no grass, and start munching on grass. ;)

Wink wink, nudge nudge...
 

Tiamat

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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I had a shootout in a dream yesterday where the other guy had a machine gun.

Must have hit him twice before he started unloading on me and I could see the bullets move like lasers in star wars but slower (so I could dodge). I was hit several times as was he but the fight didn't end until my partner came up and finally shot him once.

I was then immediately OK. Does this mean I'm bulletproof?

No, it means you have kick-ass dreams or play too much [insert multiplayer fps title here].
 

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: Tiamat
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
I had a shootout in a dream yesterday where the other guy had a machine gun.

Must have hit him twice before he started unloading on me and I could see the bullets move like lasers in star wars but slower (so I could dodge). I was hit several times as was he but the fight didn't end until my partner came up and finally shot him once.

I was then immediately OK. Does this mean I'm bulletproof?

No, it means you have kick-ass dreams or play too much [insert multiplayer fps title here].

WOAH! He knows kung-fu.
 

911paramedic

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Jan 7, 2002
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"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

You are going to move, change careers, or become a goat.
(I hope you look good with facial hair...)
 

BrownTown

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In my dream last night I was sneaking around in an oil refinery or something like that with a girl and then someone started chasing us and we got away in a car but the girl got shot and she was driving so we crashed and then we were both cut into pieces with a machete, I was looking down at me decapitated and quartered body from above and then I woke up.

All that tells me is I'm an idiot for letting a chick drive a car.
 

jjzelinski

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Originally posted by: BrownTown
In my dream last night I was sneaking around in an oil refinery or something like that with a girl and then someone started chasing us and we got away in a car but the girl got shot and she was driving so we crashed and then we were both cut into pieces with a machete, I was looking down at me decapitated and quartered body from above and then I woke up.

All that tells me is I'm an idiot for letting a chick drive a car.

have you considered not sleeping?
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: SSSnail
That means you need to stop playing on the fields with no grass, and start munching on grass. ;)

Wink wink, nudge nudge...

Retro 70s mounds of grass!:cool:

*shudder*
 

rise

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it means the mods should have kept you perma-banned and you should just eat grass.