What does the pillsbury dough boy hide under his apron?

[SoylentGreen]

Dough nuts!

 

[rpc64]

Here ya go

 

[gooseman]

roflmao---great link

 

[dethman]

he doesnt wear an apron.

 

[boyRacer]

he's nekkid.

 

[Ime]

A BFG?

 

[apoppin]

a' poppin fresh

 

[spanky]

hehehe

 

[melly]

ooooh, ahhhh, ohhhhh....poppin' fresh dough!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: caramel
ooooh, ahhhh, ohhhhh....poppin' fresh dough!

hehe

 

[bolomite]

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY OBITUARY

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of
a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as
Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies
in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including
Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.

The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime
friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh
as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes--conned by those who buttered him up. Still,
even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.

Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two
children and another bun in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

[JSang]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Dough nuts!

lol

 

[Perknose]

His little lump of loving? I did hear it was easy to get a rise out of him.

As to what is under his apron, I just think he operates under the time honored principle that you can put confectioner's sugar on just about anything, and get someone to take a lick.