what does it mean when your "sputum" is white?

[Zanix]

Dark green "sputum" (what u cough up) means you have an infection, yellow sputum means you are slowly getting over it.



What about white though?

White sputum is apparently normal.



And I haven't done any cocaine.

 

[yobarman]

it means you shouldn't post about it here.

 

[tweakmm]

Are you sure you haven't done any cocaine?

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: yobarman
it means you shouldn't post about it here.

I figured it was too early for a question like this.

 

[dug777]

the Feda are on their way

 

[geecee]

The standard ATOT answer would probably be:

OMG. You're going to die!

Seriously, I have no idea what it means.

 

[OutHouse]

when a cold is just starting with me, my boogers are white and slimey. but as the cold takes hold boogers go away and have Niagra Falls for snot.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Thats not a booger that brains, get to the ER stat

 

[Vich]

Dark green "sputum" (what u cough up) means you have an infection, yellow sputum means you are slowly getting over it.

White sputum is normal.

Cant comment on what the boogers mean though,

 

[rocadelpunk]

you have testicular anthrax ftw.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: dug777
the Feda are on their way

AIEEEE!!

I thought that new curdy cream tasted funny!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Now if a man gets banned for asking if small particles of feces exist in farts because the mod was eating, let us hope you bypass such wrath.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Vich
Dark green "sputum" (what u cough up) means you have an infection, yellow sputum means you are slowly getting over it.

White sputum is normal.

Cant comment on what the boogers mean though,

Oh my mistake. Will fix op.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Are they WHITE-white, or off-white, like mother-of-pearl kind of white? Are they gritty or slimy?

If they're off-white and gritty, maybe you inhaled some drywall powder or something... anything like that possible?

Otherwise, I don't know what to tell ya... it "snot" my area of expertise!

 

[Wapp]

Originally posted by: geecee
The standard ATOT answer would probably be:

OMG. You're going to die!

Seriously, I have no idea what it means.

I thought the standard ATOT answer would be another question:

:camera:?

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
Are they WHITE-white, or off-white, like mother-of-pearl kind of white? Are they gritty or slimy?

If they're off-white and gritty, maybe you inhaled some drywall powder or something... anything like that possible?

Otherwise, I don't know what to tell ya... it "snot" my area of expertise!

Well, I did just get my car back from the shop.. Maybe they were doing some drywall too?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

my sputum is magenta.

discuss.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
my sputum is magenta.

discuss.

You've been snorting fake blood capsules.

 

[Kadarin]

White? You sure that's sputum?

 

[Mermaidman]

If it's white, it ain't sputum

 

[bsobel]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
White? You sure that's sputum?

Sadly I knew it was coming yet suprised it took so many posts.

 

[BooGiMaN]

BIRD FLU FTW!!!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

spit or swallow, but don't inhale

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: bsobel

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
White? You sure that's sputum?

Sadly I knew it was coming yet suprised it took so many posts.

:thumbsup:

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Zanix
Dark green "sputum" (what u cough up) means you have an infection, yellow sputum means you are slowly getting over it.



What about white though?

White sputum is apparently normal.



And I haven't done any cocaine.

I see so many ways this thread can go wrong.....