What does ""HBsAb"" stand for on blood test

[Wduaqnug]

anyone know

 

[Hoober]

Didn't you ask your doctor?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Hoober
Didn't you ask your doctor?

He's following in a long and undistinguished line of posters who regard ATOT as the end-all-be-all of medical advice.

 

[Wduaqnug]

I got copy results from secretary doc is out on vacation

 

[cjsketchy]

you sir, need to learn how to use google.

 

[NathanBWF]

don't know what it stands for but it might explain your screwed up antics....

 

[vi edit]

checking for hepatitis B antibodies

 

[JDMnAR1]

Damn man - not HBsAb!!!! That sucks.

 

[Bootprint]

Were you positive for it?

 

[cjchaps]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I got copy results from secretary doc is out on vacation

If I run this through the Wduanqnug translator, I get "I recieved a copy of the results from the secretary from the doctors office. I was informed that the doctor is on vacation at this time, and cannot answer my question".

 

[sharkeeper]

HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

New job prerequisite?

-DAK-

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: cjchaps

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I got copy results from secretary doc is out on vacation

If I run this through the Wduanqnug translator, I get "I recieved a copy of the results from the secretary from the doctors office. I was informed that the doctor is on vacation at this time, and cannot answer my question".

hehehehehehe

the ducknuts universal translator!!!!

 

[crab]

Positive for LSD.

 

[tcsenter]

Hepatitis B serum Antibody.

HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

lol! Someone knows Google.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: cjchaps

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I got copy results from secretary doc is out on vacation

If I run this through the Wduanqnug translator, I get "I recieved a copy of the results from the secretary from the doctors office. I was informed that the doctor is on vacation at this time, and cannot answer my question".

Well, don't hold out on us! Share the wealth so we all have a fair chance at deciphering his inane babble.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: cjchaps

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I got copy results from secretary doc is out on vacation

If I run this through the Wduanqnug translator, I get "I recieved a copy of the results from the secretary from the doctors office. I was informed that the doctor is on vacation at this time, and cannot answer my question".

What happens when you run 'Wduaqnug' through the Wduaqnug translator? Does it spit out, 'Asshat', 'Moron', 'He Suck At Teh Intarweb' or some combination of the above?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

New job prerequisite?

-DAK-

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Colt45
Holy bitchass wduaqnug sucks A big dick

You should consider cutting back on your caffeine consumption. Your threshold for becoming mean and irritable is way too low.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Colt45
Holy bitchass wduaqnug sucks A big dick

You should consider cutting back on your caffeine consumption. Your threshold for becoming mean and irritable is way too low.

I havent drank any coffee today. i just like bugging wduaqnug

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Hepatitis B serum Antibody.

HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

lol! Someone knows Google.

If it's a low number, it means you don't have Hepatitis B.

 

[LordMorpheus]

It means that your remaining life will be short and very painfull. If I were named You, I would call a funeral home and make arrangements.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Hepatitis B serum Antibody.

HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

lol! Someone knows Google.

If it's a low number, it means you don't have Hepatitis B.

It should be - or negative, unless you've been exposed to hepatitis B.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Colt45
Holy bitchass wduaqnug sucks A big dick

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BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I just spit water back into the cup that I was drinking from. It's now all over my gotee and down my shirt. Thanks.

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: NogginBoink

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Hepatitis B serum Antibody.

HBsAB is a chromatographic immunoassay (CIA) for the rapid qualitative determination of Antibody to Hepatitis B Surface Antigen (anti-HBs) in human serum or plasma.

lol! Someone knows Google.

If it's a low number, it means you don't have Hepatitis B.

It should be - or negative, unless you've been exposed to hepatitis B.

Last time I had a Hep. B Ab test done, the results were numerical, not qualitative.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

It means you have twenty-four hours to live.

And there was much rejoicing.

Yay!