What does beer give you that water doesn't ?

[IBuyUFO]

A DUI ticket, maybe an accident and/or death.

 

[sunzt]

sex .... only when applied properly

 

[Baked]

Wife/GF beating buff.

 

[computeerrgghh]

Vomit all over the place?

 

[newbiepcuser]

more trips to bathroom

 

[klah]

...

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Homebrew contains a fair amount of Vitamin B (from the yeast - which is typically filtered out of commercial brews) and some protiens as well as the carb/s triglycerides and alcohol.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
What does beer give you that water doesn't ?

You're 11, right?

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
What does beer give you that water doesn't ?

You're 11, right?

no, I don't drink alcoholic beverages that i why I was asking.

 

[Jassi]

a reason to live.

 

[Harriet Tubgirl]

googles?

 

[WhiteKnight]

Dehydration

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: IBuyUFO
A DUI ticket, maybe an accident and/or death.

Wow, you're surely a shining light of optimism.

I'll counter with: relaxed inhibitions that make having a good time a little bit easier in public places.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Patt
The need to pee every five minutes 😱

Dude....you gotta work on that. 😛
In my case it's more like: the need to pee for five minutes straight.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: Jassi
a reason to live.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Originally posted by: Jassi
a reason to live.

LOL, I didn't see that one....awesome!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
What does beer give you that water doesn't ?

You're 11, right?

no, I don't drink alcoholic beverages that i why I was asking.

You don't have to drink booze to know the answer to that question.

 

[Cattlegod]

courage

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
What does beer give you that water doesn't ?

You're 11, right?

no, I don't drink alcoholic beverages that i why I was asking.

You don't have to drink booze to know the answer to that question.

QFT.

I don't understand why some people are so afraid to drink. Maybe if they KNOW they're susceptible to alchoholism somehow, or it runs in the family, or they were beaten by a drunk step-dad....okay

When I was in college I'd run into one of the "militant sober-ites" every now and again. They'd get all hoity-toidy, up on their soapbox inside of their ivory tower, about how better it was that they didn't drink, and they were a better person for it.

My friends and I would always shrug them off and then go have all kinds of drunk fun (rollerblading trashed at 3am, while stupid, is very fun and totally worth it).

 

[DaveCSparty]

alcohol gives me happiness