What do you think of Coldplay? must respond in haiku

[fumbduck]

stolen idea from a thread on another forum.

I HEREBY DECLARE
THAT THIS THREAD IS CLAIMED IN THE
NAME OF THE HAIKU


i'll start:

Coldplay is like a
giant sore on my buttocks
that won't go away.

 

[Keego]

I don't get it.

 

[illusion88]

No time for Coldplay
to play on my radio
I like it silent

 

[polypterus]

I have never liked
Coldplay even when they were
Called Radiohead

 

[fumbduck]

Originally posted by: Keego
I don't get it.

Why Keego, My Boy
That response is no haiku
Learn from Illusion

 

[iwearnosox]

Sometimes I touch myself
in the dark
haiku
is for you
not me
gotta pee

 

[SynthesisI]

I truly can't stand
that lead singer's politics
a complete nitwit.

Thank you.

 

[rgwalt]

Coldplay sucks so much
When you hear their music you
hear air rushing past

R

 

[MeanMeosh]

wow i did not know
that coldplay was radiohead
but then i don't care

 

[screw3d]

Coldplay's lead has managed
to screw Gwyneth Paltrow and
half of ATOT haven't got laid.

I suck at teh haiku.

 

[SynthesisI]

Yeah, who really knew?
It doesn't matter though, since
the guy is a schmuck.

Thank you.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
wow i did not know
that coldplay was radiohead
but then i don't care

It was some time back
The band decided to change
Radiohead died

 

[MeanMeosh]

gotten laid, i have
but to screw gwyneth paltrow?
hot in a cute way!

 

[dexter333]

This thread sucks a lot
Coldplay is a horrible band
You suck just as much

I suck at haikus :/

 

[opticalmace]

i'm afraid, dear dex
your second line, oh, for heck
are ye, but, tone deaf?

 

[virtuamike]

I'd rather listen
To this than grow big man boobs
From Dave Matthews Band

 

[chowderhead]

clocks did extend the
one hit wonder?s fame for which
yellow has thus brought


----
I actually like Coldplay but couldn't help myself

 

[SynthesisI]

All those fargin lights,
lasers everywhere, I can't
help but become ill.

Thank you.

 

[SynthesisI]

This thread is too funny to die.

 

[Ns1]

wtf is all this talk about coldplay/radiohead?

 

[Rallispec]

coldplay =! radiohead
they both suck though
metallica owns them

 

[yllus]

Three songs good, they have;
The rest just more of the same;
I would bang Paltrow.

 

[illusion88]

Once I heard a song
It was a very good song
no, not by coldplay.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
coldplay =! radiohead
they both suck though
metallica owns them

that wasn't made right
five-seven-five it must be
therefore you are suck

 

[hdeck]

they suck