What do you think might happen....

[Hyperblaze]

If you were allowed to drink beer at work?

 

[lavagirl669]

your employer would be OK with the notion that nothing would
ever get done except more beer consumption

 

[DainBramaged]

I work at a hotel from Midnight - 8:00. Maybe I should just bring in a little booze. Who would ever know?

 

[So]

Construction Worker: House Falls down / hand lost in cement mixer.
Pilot: See AA.
Engineer: Skyscraper falls down, into stadium
IT: Some guy's network connection goes down for an hour. Work gets done.
ATOT member: Nobody notices since the same amount of work is done, and some hilarious posts ensue.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
your employer would be OK with the notion that nothing would
ever get done except more beer consumption

Hah, nice.

 

[quakefiend420]

i used to work for a small mobo company...we would generally start drinking around 3pm or so...not enough to get drunk...that didnt start until 5...we would sometimes hang around until early evening drinking and bsing in the back

 

[seanws]

it would be hard for me to arrest people for drving drunk, when i was driving my squad drunk

 

[cornbread]

I was, and we got all of our work done. Some of my coworkers would start drinking at 6am...

 

[Stumps]

I would get electricuted a lot more than i do now, and i would probably belt my boss cause he suck ass!

 

[loic2003]

We (my team of network admins and I) often go for a couple of pints at lunch, each pint being equivalent to three shots.
We feel a little tired in the afternoon but everything continues as normal, no fires or loss of connection or anything.

Not sure if the boss knows about it

 

[TallBill]

chances of someone getting should would rise

 

[iamwiz82]

Our plant in Germany has a beer machine, it's much better than stupid pop machines.