What do YOU think Michael Jackson is being searched for?

[UlricT]

any ideas? Santa Barbara authorities are searching his ranch on a criminal investigation. Any guesses why???

 

[Zim Hosein]

Kiddie p0rn.

 

[Jeff7181]

Proof that he's still male?

 

[Ogg]

His nose

 

[LikeLinus]

12 Year Old Boy

 

[IEatChildren]

He was the second gunman on the grassy knoll!

 

[SoylentGreen]

Maybe he can't bribe the next kids parents with 45 million like the last.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Proof that he's still male?

hehe

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I wonder if we'll get another video from him talking about how he was "strip searched" and "completely humiliated" like last time.

He was probably accused of raping a small child again or something.

 

[Ausm]

proof the he only beats it

Ausm

 

[UlricT]

he wasn't on the ranch sadly... I'm sure he is upset he missed out on all the excitement. Must be the first time people actually WENT to his ranch!

 

[79Blazer]

Repost!