What do you think is Man's greatest invention?

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: leftyman
God

Ooh. If we're going categories, it gets my vote under "crowd control"

/flamesuit on

The invention of God spawned countless wars and the necessary weapons to impliment it, the forced worship to control countless generations, the literature to influence and the art to blind the masses.

definately top three anyways.

 

[thecrecarc]

ATOT

 

[JS80]

Masturbation

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: leftyman
God

good one

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: mrzed
Seriously, fire. No contest.

Next would be agriculture.

After that, reality TV.

man didnt invent fire. man discovered fire.

 

[Kwaipie]

sliced bread. Before that? I don't know.

 

[purbeast0]

I'm going to have to go with birth control.

 

[KeithTalent]

Cheese

 

[DanTMWTMP]

err...Electricity?!?!?!?!

 

[ronein]

beer

 

[GasX]

tie between duct tape and reality tv

 

[waggy]

a realdoll

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
oral

I'm pretty sure that some primate was getting dome long before homo sapiens, otherwise I'd have to concur.

- M4H

That reminds me of a great anthropology pickup line..."Hey baby, you make this homo erectus."

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: leftyman
God

Ooh. If we're going categories, it gets my vote under "crowd control"

/flamesuit on

The invention of God spawned countless wars and the necessary weapons to impliment it, the forced worship to control countless generations, the literature to influence and the art to blind the masses.

definately top three anyways.

Flame baiter much?

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: aigomorla
well let me start it off with:

1. Zipties
2. Spam
3. Instant Noodles

omfg!!!!!!!!1 u read my mindddd
1. Zipties
1. Zipties
1. Zipties

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

The concept of zero.

0

 

[50cent1228]

2. buttery nipple shot

 

[NatePo717]

AC

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: aigomorla
im suprised no one commented on myspace yet.

thread title said greatest not worst.

 

[50cent1228]

3. reality tv/wave runners

 

[Golgatha]

1) Language
2) Sewage systems (toilet paper?)
3) Safe-to-drink indoor running water.
4) Electricity
5) Refrigeration
6) Heated indoor running water.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Rudee
The salad shooter

i think you mean the magic bullet!

 

[imported_Section8]

Math

 

[mrzed]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: mrzed
Seriously, fire. No contest.

Next would be agriculture.

After that, reality TV.

man didnt invent fire. man discovered fire.

I was referencing an above post that specified controlled fire.

More specifically, the use of fire as a tool is an invention, quite arguably the greatest one.

 

[hanoverphist]

individually wrapped sliced cheese.