What do you think is Bond's worst double entendre?

[Wuffsunie]

Hi all

Now, anyone who has seen James Bond knows some of the funniest stuff is the one-liners and double entendres he tosses off with the ladies. Since there's likely a good number of us here, I figure I'd see what we can come up with.

My vote for worst/most groan enducing double entendre is from The World is Not Enough, with the line "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." I can't believe they actually said that!

One of my friends voted from the original response to Miss. Galore, which was "I know you are, but what am I?"

Looking forward to seeing what we can come up with

-- Jack

 

[Feldenak]

The World is Not Enough, with the line "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." I can't believe they actually said that!

Yeah, I agree with that one.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

The World is Not Enough, with the line "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." I can't believe they actually said that!

Yeah, I agree with that one.

I concur :beer:

 

[Encryptic]

::snicker:: What about Tomorrow Never Dies, where M tells Bond to "pump" that guy's wife for information? Moneypenny then says "It's up to you to decide how much pumping is needed."

Or Die Another Day, where Bond meets Halle Berry for the first time and he says something about being an ornithologist and Halle Berry goes, "Wow, that's a mouthful." My wife swears up and down that Halle Berry glances down at Bond's crotch as she says that. :Q

 

[ElFenix]

golden eye "you're quite the cunning linguist" or something like that.

 

[LandRover]

Roger Moore in The Man With The Golden Gun: "M: Good Night? Bond: She's just coming, sir".