What do you tell a female who uses her period as an excuse for cheating?

KarenMarie

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never happened to me... nor have i ever used it as an excuse..

but any girl who would do such needs to be kicked to the curb.
 

scorpmatt

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if she is yours, tell her that the curb is her new friend. if she is just a friend, tell her that being a slut is fine with you if you are getting some.
 

erikistired

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how is your period an excuse for cheating? if she can rationally explain it she's still a cheating whore. :)
 

91TTZ

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye and a busted lip?

Nothing, you already told her twice.
 

emmpee

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
What do you say to a woman with a black eye and a busted lip?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Thanks, I don't think anybody here has heard that one before.
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
What do you say to a woman with a black eye and a busted lip?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

why not just 2 black eyes?
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
never happened to me... nor have i ever used it as an excuse..

but any girl who would do such needs to be kicked to the curb.

Absofragginlutely.

 

BobDaMenkey

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That it's the most creative but worst excuse you've ever heard, and that you never want to see her again (if the relationship was serious). Otherwise hit it again.
 

Czar

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If anyone would accept a girl back after using that excuse then he deserves to be cheated on 12 times a year
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: emmpee

Thanks, I don't think anybody here has heard that one before.


Yes, I know it's old and beaten. But seeing how his post started with, "What do you tell a female...", I just had to say it.
 

KingPhil

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WTF??? As an excuse for "cheating"??? That is so LAME!

I mean, maybe if she uses that as excuse for not putting out, but for cheating???? I hate to be the guy she got it on with, blood everywhere :)

Hopefully his fingers didn't do some walking down town while she was on her period :) haha
 

Savarak

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I must've misread something somewhere cuz I thought at first that the OP was talking about a girl he knows in CLASS that while during an exam or quiz or something, excuses herself to the bathroom because of her period, and uses that time to cheat or something!!?!?
 

iwantanewcomputer

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do girls get horny while "it's raining"? i thought it was in the middle of their cycle that they got horny. anyone clarify?
 

KingPhil

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Originally posted by: Savarak
I must've misread something somewhere cuz I thought at first that the OP was talking about a girl he knows in CLASS that while during an exam or quiz or something, excuses herself to the bathroom because of her period, and uses that time to cheat or something!!?!?

Didn't think of it that way......... I think we need more clarrification now :)