What do you steal from work?

gshock888

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:eek:

I have stolen the following:

- Internet bandwidth
- Paper Towel
- Sugar Packets
- Office Stationary
- Plastic Utensils (for lunch i bring from home)
- Computer parts
- Copied software and other expensive programs CDs
- Blank CD and DVDs
- Time (to post on AT)

edit/added:
- Using Fedex for personal use
- cardboard boxes

should i put my flame suit on?
 

Demon-Xanth

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Aside from the BW, and occsionally some paper with toner on it, I don't steal anything that wouldn't be thrown away otherwise.
 

eigen

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No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.
 

Spike

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Other than the mindless surfing I occasionally do, I think I have taken 2 chewed on pens, a single AAA battery, and a few sheets of paper containing driving directions.

-spike
 

gshock888

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Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.


so u post here, and u know ur coworkers do that. and yet you all still do it? nice!
 

ravana

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Originally posted by: Spike
Other than the mindless surfing I occasionally do, I think I have taken 2 chewed on pens, a single AAA battery, and a few sheets of paper containing driving directions.

-spike

except, no chewed on pens and no battery
 

nageov3t

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I borrowed a 25' ethernet cable once. I had moved my home pc and discovered the hard way that my existing ethernet cable was too short. rather than go without internet for a week, I borrowed one from the office while my new cable shipped from newegg.

I've also swiped empty boxes from the dumpster for use in shipping ebay stuff.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.

your sentence is the difference between 'Helping your uncle jack, off a horse' and 'Helping your uncle jack off a horse'
 

Drakkon

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atually company steals from me...i was part of a failed dotcom and have something like 10K bic pens /w logo of failed company...well still all these years later i have boxes left so i brought them to this new company and ever since see more of those pens then real "company" pens :D

but yeah...printed docs, folder material, paperchips, etc the usual
 

liquidblue

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Wow... such a thief.

:)

There's nothing worth stealing here... But if I did steal something and they find out, the FBI would be at my door.

A friend's boss, I'm told, orders computer stuff to take home. i.e. LCD monitors, parts, etc. And he's been doing it forever. And his explanation is he's testing them.

 

gshock888

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Originally posted by: shimsham
no need to steal. the boss would give me anything i need, all i gotta do is ask.


ask him for a night with his daughter(s), then post pics here. thanks
 
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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.

you sentence is the difference between 'Helping your uncle jack, off a horse' and 'Helping your uncle jack off a horse'

well you sentence doesn't make sense
 

KarenMarie

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I used to be thebar manager for a Sheraton Hotel... like 17yrs ago.

We used to have mad parties in the lounge when it was closed. And we would get a room and party all night. We would also take bottle of Crystal, Absolute and empty the overnight room service fridge.

one day... they got a new hotel GM and he fired every single one of us.

we soooo deserved it.

:)
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: eigen
No thanks other people from my work post here so....Yeah nothing.And if I catch any of you mofo'f doing it I will bust yo ass.

your sentence is the difference between 'Helping your uncle jack, off a horse' and 'Helping your uncle jack off a horse'

well you sentence doesn't make sense

well you're ugly
 

imthebadguy

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um...a pen or two every now and then, nothing else really
time maybe cause i really dont work that hard
 

Summitdrinker

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nothing, well maybe what has been said above, chewed on pens.

I could steal lots a stuff. not worth the effort or trouble