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What do you say to a girl when she's crying?

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chimmytime

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Friend cries over many things, recently someone bumped into her car (parrallel parked), and dented her bumper. Now she's crying about it.

What am i to say?
 
Originally posted by: Mik3y
Originally posted by: geno
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hahahahaha. i 0n0 why i'm laughing, but hahahaha.
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maybe........ you should get yourself checked ? 🙂

tell her, dont cry, be a girl, will you !
 
Originally posted by: chimmytime
Originally posted by: Eghck
for this situation, "it can be fixed, don't worry about it"
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how about after you say that?
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well if it wasn't her fault, "Its not your fault, insurance will take care of it"

if it WAS her fault, "you're insurance will take care of it"

if shes got NO insurance, "you can BARELY notice it".

"life goes on, its just a car, you can fix it, at least it isn't totalled" followed by, "the important thing is you aren't hurt, too bad the other person isn't either"
 
tell her to quit crying and stop being such a POS. i say it to my sisters all the time. crying doesnt fix sh!t like this...it only makes it worse.
 
Originally posted by: chimmytime
Friend cries over many things, recently someone bumped into her car (parrallel parked), and dented her bumper. Now she's crying about it.

What am i to say?
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How about:

"Jesus Fvcking Christ girl, boo fvcking hoo! Either call the insurance company and deal with it, or just sit there blubbering like a two year old! Fvck!"
 
Originally posted by: chimmytime
Friend cries over many things, recently someone bumped into her car (parrallel parked), and dented her bumper. Now she's crying about it.

What am i to say?
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Wow, tell her it's just a damn car. Accidents happen. My car has been dented and bruised over the years, but I'll be damned if I cry about it.
 
"Don't worry, everything will be alright. You'll feel better about it soon"

DO NOT, under any circumstances say anything relating to her being female or her menstrual cycle!
 
The same way you do it with infants.

Let them cry it out and sooner or later they'll realize it's a wasted effort.
 
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