What do you say to a girl that told you she gratified herself thinking of you?

[Argo]

Ok, I have this friend, let's name him Ogra who was hanging out with a bunch friends the other night. And one of the girls got liquored up and told him she masturbated thinking of him. What should he say/do about that? And you thought guys were bad.

 

[Heisenberg]

"Will you marry me?"

 

[Crusty]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
"Will you marry me?"

:laugh:

 

[TallBill]

I'd think that your 12.

 

[Siva]

Tell her that you can turn fantasy into reality.

 

[Howard]

Tell her she can have the real thing (if he's single and she's not ugly).

 

[ultimatebob]

Ummm... I'd probably try to convince her that I'm even better in person!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, I have this friend, let's name him Ogra who was hanging out with a bunch friend the other night. And one of the girls got liquored up and told him she masturbated thinking of him. What should he say/do about that? And you thought guys were bad.

Has you friend "Ogra" considered that "him" might be her Korean foreign exchange student?

-geoff

 

[bradruth]

"Really? I think of me too!"

 

[Cobalt]

"Any diseases I should know about?" Then hit it.

 

[dataxpress]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
"Will you marry me?"

"Do you want to go find a room?"

 

[aplefka]

"Girls masturbate?! OMGWTFZ0R!!!111!"

 

"You dont have to masturbate, I'm right here."

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd think that your 12.

you'd think his 12 did what?

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: bradruth
"Really? I think of me too!"

:laugh:

 

[dataxpress]

by the way--that's your name backwards!

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd think that your 12.

you'd think his 12 did what?

:Q

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: MrChad

Originally posted by: bradruth
"Really? I think of me too!"

:laugh:

Seconded

 

[Random Variable]

"Stop smoking crack!"

 

[glugglug]

"So you get off thinking of wusses?"

 

[SSP]

"bend over"

 

[nakedfrog]

When in doubt...

 

[Skel]

"and how'd that work out?"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Argo
Ok, I have this friend, let's name him Ogra who was hanging out with a bunch friends the other night. And one of the girls got liquored up and told him she masturbated thinking of him. What should he say/do about that? And you thought guys were bad.

it's a compliment. you should say, "wow, that's cool."

cause we know it's about you

 

[HardcoreRobot]

"WOW we have so much in common! I masturbate thinking of myself as well!"