W.C. Nimoy
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Neither. Never used drugs and I don't get drunk (high alcohol tolerance).
Yes, my life is boring.
Yep. Boring or not, if you can't get high on life's simple pleasures, you're doing it wrong.
Relax? A hot bath while listening to smooth jazz. To maximize the potential of your soak, you don't need a couple shots of tequila, a vicodin, & a joint, at most to make it feel even better either. Totally NOT necessary. Try lemongrsss spearmint bathsalts instead.
Sex. You don't NEED cocaine, viagra, ecstacy, or even a fat black hooker to get off. Stick with sober missionary, with the same girl every night.
& try waking up with dry toast & black coffee. You'll feel light & energized through til lunch, instead of getting high & crashing before noon?
You also don't need a bunch of pills to come down at night. Sleepytime green tea & melatonin will do the trick just as well.
Drugs are for losers with no imagination. Get off onlife's simple pleasures instead.
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