What do you, people of ATOT, want for Christmas?

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Spikesoldier

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a jarb, after i finish up my undergrad this month. although im not realistically expecting anything until next year.
 

Crono

Lifer
Aug 8, 2001
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More knowledge.

I'm working on a book that draws heavily from and parallels ancient history. I'm about halfway through writing just back-story for me to keep timelines straight.

Im debating with myself whether I should study basic linguistics and create a new language. Maybe that's too Tolkien, though...
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Telepathy so I can read my employees' mind, especially this one employee who I like and hate at the same time. I'm so torn... X/wrists
 

ThatsABigOne

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Nov 8, 2010
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More knowledge.

I'm working on a book that draws heavily from and parallels ancient history. I'm about halfway through writing just back-story for me to keep timelines straight.

Im debating with myself whether I should study basic linguistics and create a new language. Maybe that's too Tolkien, though...

I am interested. Do you have an idea what the book will be called, and when it will be published?
 

mnewsham

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Oct 2, 2010
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I don't get gifts really so i bought my own gifts already :3

Rollerblades (because i cant afford a car), a new tattoo, and a new comforter for my bed.
 

AMCRambler

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Now that im getting older im less interested in the whole getting stuff aspect. For me its more about spending the time with my family. I've got a lot of extended family I don't get to see any more as they've all moved out of state. If I had one wish it would be to get everyone back together one year for a big family get together.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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I give up my Christmas wish to pray for Schneiderguy that he may experience vagina this Christmas season.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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For all those people who want nothing. Here is my gift to you:

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Sumbitch...I wish I'd have had that 20-some years ago. We asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas...she said "Nothing at all this year."

So...that's what we sent her. (we did buy her some gifts...they were wrapped and under the tree, we just didn't send them to her.:) )
Come Christmas, she didn't have a gift from us...so she bitched at me for it...

I told her, "I sent you exactly what you said you wanted." <silence>

Then I told her, "we have your gifts here under the tree. Want me to open one for you?"
The next year, when I asked what she wanted for Christmas, she had a list of things to choose from. :biggrin:
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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I give up my Christmas wish to pray for Schneiderguy that he may experience vagina this Christmas season.

Now come on zin...if you gift wrapped one for him...he wouldn't know what to do with it...and he'd just fap with the paper and ribbons.:whiste:
 

Locut0s

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Sumbitch...I wish I'd have had that 20-some years ago. We asked my mom what she wanted for Christmas...she said "Nothing at all this year."

So...that's what we sent her. (we did buy her some gifts...they were wrapped and under the tree, we just didn't send them to her.:) )
Come Christmas, she didn't have a gift from us...so she bitched at me for it...

I told her, "I sent you exactly what you said you wanted." <silence>

Then I told her, "we have your gifts here under the tree. Want me to open one for you?"
The next year, when I asked what she wanted for Christmas, she had a list of things to choose from. :biggrin:

Why would she bitch if she asked for nothing? Most of the people I know in my family actually want nothing if they ask for nothing.
 

mnewsham

Lifer
Oct 2, 2010
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Now come on zin...if you gift wrapped one for him...he wouldn't know what to do with it...and he'd just fap with the paper and ribbons.:whiste:

How old is he anyway? I mean after a certain point you would think he would just know what to do...
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Why would she bitch if she asked for nothing? Most of the people I know in my family actually want nothing if they ask for nothing.

Because she was trying to be nice. "Oh, you can't afford to send me gifts, so send nothing.", even though I was working, making good money. In the past when she said, "nothing," we always sent gifts anyway...but without any idea what she actually wanted. (We had lived several hundred miles apart for several years and only saw each other every couple of years.)
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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How old is he anyway? I mean after a certain point you would think he would just know what to do...

I think he's about your age...and you'd THINK so...but it IS Schneiderguy...or Spunk Bubble as he's known elsewhere.:whiste:
 

mnewsham

Lifer
Oct 2, 2010
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I think he's about your age...and you'd THINK so...but it IS Schneiderguy...or Spunk Bubble as he's known elsewhere.:whiste:

Really? I thought I was one of the babies on the forum... Well maybe we can all pitch in for a fleshlight or something and EVENTUALLY he might find his way.