What Do You Object To About Five Guys?

[LittleNemoNES]

what do you have against pop-tarts?

 

[Perknose]

what do you have against pop-tarts?

Pop tarts . . . you mean elderly male prostitutes?

I've never had anything against one, clothed or unclothed. I wouldn't even get that close,, what with the rank odor of semen breath and cheap cologne.

Otoh, if you're talking about the well-know, cardboard-based breakfast food, I LOVE to make things really hot and then squeeze white stuff all over them.

 

[SunnyD]

Wonder if the mod parody is gonna get locked too...

 

[Perknose]

Wonder if the mod parody is gonna get locked too...

You know, we can have some fun here if we just, collectively, observed some boundaries. I locked all the parodies with 5 posts or less AND LEFT THE REST OPEN so we could have some fun, but reasonably contained.

Do you really have a problem with that?

Of course, some assholes will always pounce on every mod decision as no doubt harboring dark and divisive motives. Ask yourself: Do you truly want to present yourself, as you did wth this post, as one of those miserable little reflexiively anti-mod conspiracy shits who makes our job that much harder at every turn, even when we are trying to allow some leeway?

Read my reply to Boomer in the stickied thread to educate yourself further on the subject.

 

[mmntech]

There's none in a 100mi radius of Toronto? Medicine Hat, but not TO, seriously?!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Super slimy greasy nasty shit taste horrid toppings rotten accessories like fries.

FUCK THEM!!!

I have to agree with Perk. I found one in my area and it's great. Best fries ever and I'm pretty picky about those. Maybe your area sucks?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Never been there, but, I hear good things about their discount branch, "Five Women", they only get paid 60% as much, so the costs are lower!

 

[shortylickens]

I have to agree with Perk. I found one in my area and it's great. Best fries ever and I'm pretty picky about those. Maybe your area sucks?

I've had the two in Manassas, one in California, and 1 in Eugene, and 1 in the Portland area.
They were all greasy slimy nasty. Maybe thats just what people think qualifies as good food nowadays.