Red Squirrel
No Lifer
Gotta be a least 1/4 mile from any neighbor, must have high speed internet, sufficient power for a large A/C unit and a large freezer for storing frozen dinners and pizza, easy for food delivery people to find, with good mounting locations for video cameras to monitor the grounds.
That's about it. If you can find all that, then you can have your own survival shelter and gun vault built and add an emergency generator and fuel storage.
I basically found such land or at least close. I'm still kinda debating on buying it but it's 58k, which is money that I don't have, and 2 hours from town so not like I could live there right now. I would slowly build a house and then retire there. It's about 9 acres, has a 300 foot tower (that's where the camera mounting comes in) and it's in an unorganized township, so like pretty much no bylaws. The town it's in has like maybe 10 houses. There's a few provincial rules I still have to follow but in general there would be quite a lot of freedom out there.
I would run on mostly solar and wind, and propane as backup. Heat would be wood stove and propane as backup as well. Maybe also some solar collectors for heat. It just so happens that when it's -40 the sun tends to be out.
I don't know about the pizza guy wanting to drive out there though, but there is a city not that far from it so I could still go pickup fast food and groceries and all the things you'd normally get from a city. Pretty much a retirement dream land. But I think I will hold off, I can probably find better, not like I'm in a huge hurry. The fact that it's an unorganized township is what really sells me though. Taxes are like 100 bucks a year too.
I don't know how good the internet is either but with the money I'd save in taxes I could probably pay an ISP to roll me some fibre. There's a train track that passes nearby, usually they bury fibre near the track since the long distance company used to be part of the rail company. In some places you can actually see old relics of that where the old telegraph lines are visible with the glass isolators.
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