When I catch a train on the subway I like to have at least a few longnecks of Toohey's Draught with me, also a big fat greasy hambuger from the Greek fish 'n chip shop goes down a treat. Then I can bite on the hambuger & big fat slice of beetroot will fall out one side & land on the seat & a big fat slice of tomato will fall out the otherside, maybe a bit of egg & some fried onions & some BBQ sauce will end up on the seat to. So when when I get off at my station some business wanker in a $1500 Zagna suite will sit down & will end up haveing to get his suite dried cleaned again.
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