What do you get when you mix a draft dodger and a lesbian?

[rudeguy]

a Chelsea

D:

 

[zinfamous]

Jenna and/or Barbara works as a punchline, too.

 

[preslove]

What do you get when you mix a drunk driving douche and a crazy lady?


Rudeguy's kid.

 

[darkswordsman17]

What do you get when you mix a drunk driving douche and a crazy lady?


Rudeguy's kid.

 

[Nik]

What do you get when you mix a drunk driving douche and a crazy lady?


Rudeguy's kid.

I lol'd.

 

[rudeguy]

What do you get when you mix a drunk driving douche and a crazy lady?


Rudeguy's kid.

swinging low today!

Its a Jackie Martling joke. Every time I hear him I crack up.






Dude walks into a hospital and all his fingers are chopped off. The doctor comes in and asks where the fingers are and the nurse shrugs. The doctor asks the guy where the fingers are and he shrugs too. The doc gets pissed and launches into a rant;
"What the hell. Its 2011! We have all this technology. We have specialists who go to school for years just for this type of thing. Why wouldn't you bring the fingers!!!????"

The guy says, "I couldn't fucking pick them up!!!!"

 

[SillyOReilly]

Why would you make a Giraffe your best friend?












He's the one most likely to stick his neck out for you.

 

[Printer Bandit]

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better nate than lever

 

[shortylickens]

Jenna and/or Barbara works as a punchline, too.

Laura Bush is NOT a ***. Not even fucking close.