-blank stares :roll:
We pulled up to the house in a couple large cars, unpacked the gifts from the trunk, started walking down the driveway with our bags in hand, loud & jolly as usual. We use that old knocker that's on the door, & it eventually swings open. Being the ignorant bunch we are, we start heading in, even before the lady who opened up for us could even get out of the way(hey, it was cold). When my dad goes, "Heeyy, who'd you marry?!" Follwed by my aunts', "Oh my gosh". My uncle & other aunt almost drop their bags, & promptly rush out of the house backwards without even saying another word. My cousin(who's in from out of town & can't see what's going on) yells out at the top of his lungs, "hey, we got gifts, c'mon". Followed by most of our group just starting to pour out the laughter. The whole small LI town must of head us.
We spent the next 10 minutes standing on the sidewalk(the lazy ones still ignorantly sitting on the ladies' front porch) trying to figure out the retarded map quest direction. We eventually got there on time, & a Merry Christmas was had by most I think.
Another one for the books. 🙂
We pulled up to the house in a couple large cars, unpacked the gifts from the trunk, started walking down the driveway with our bags in hand, loud & jolly as usual. We use that old knocker that's on the door, & it eventually swings open. Being the ignorant bunch we are, we start heading in, even before the lady who opened up for us could even get out of the way(hey, it was cold). When my dad goes, "Heeyy, who'd you marry?!" Follwed by my aunts', "Oh my gosh". My uncle & other aunt almost drop their bags, & promptly rush out of the house backwards without even saying another word. My cousin(who's in from out of town & can't see what's going on) yells out at the top of his lungs, "hey, we got gifts, c'mon". Followed by most of our group just starting to pour out the laughter. The whole small LI town must of head us.
We spent the next 10 minutes standing on the sidewalk(the lazy ones still ignorantly sitting on the ladies' front porch) trying to figure out the retarded map quest direction. We eventually got there on time, & a Merry Christmas was had by most I think.
Another one for the books. 🙂
