what do you enjoy more? watching wild animals fight or building ikea furniture?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

just watched some animal fights on youtube and thought damn, this is almost as awesome as putting together swedish furniture.
definitely would have a tough time picking between the two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWWTpkX-d4Y

 

[Newbian]

It depends on the type of weapons the animals have.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Tactical Bush Submission manoevre

 

[guyver01]

depends on the animals that are fighting

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

This is why there won't be another Madagascar movie

 

[BladeVenom]

I thought the video of the buffalo's going after the lion cubs to be even more interesting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMF1IbyV3I

 

[lxskllr]

You know you're having a bad day when you get a back full of lion. Seems like evolving some kicking technique would do the buffalo well.

 

[Arcadio]

I enjoy videos of animals trying to assemble ikea furniture.

 

[Baked]

Building IKEA furniture is like building LEGO Technic sets, but cheaper, and I get more use out of it. So I pick building IKEA furniture.

 

[Thebobo]

Wild animals fighting.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

You know you're having a bad day when you get a back full of lion. Seems like evolving some kicking technique would do the buffalo well.

That buffalo look so confuse he dont know if the lion want to eat him or have sex with him. But lions are such wonderful creatures and never really had to evolve.

I always laughed at these movies about killer lions or these lions that turned bad on a hunting trip. I mean WTF. Its a lion. Its been living in the wild. When a male gets kicked out the pack it needs to go on alone. Food is food. Human or buffalo it will kill you and eat you.

You get lots of these documentaries about man eating lion or dubbed a killer lion. Seriously. Walking into his turf alone is the same as a zebra at the waterhole. Fair game. Its not a killer lion its a LION. That lion went LION.

But if you want to read a good story read Jock of the Bushveldt. Its a true story of a Staffie and how he stood by his master and protected him. The dog even had a fight with aa wounded lion

You can read some of it here
http://www.archive.org/stream/jockofbushveld00fitziala/jockofbushveld00fitziala_djvu.txt

 

[randomrogue]

Imagine if women ate their babies after they died like lions do. We have some abortion threads up. Would a women eat their fetus to "reclaim their investment"?

 

[Triumph]

I enjoy videos of animals trying to assemble ikea furniture.

I also came in here to profess my preference for watching wild animals build ikea furniture.

 

[lxskllr]

I also came in here to profess my preference for watching wild animals build ikea furniture.

!$#@!! I wish I had thumbs. Hurry up, and evolve!

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Imagine if women ate their babies after they died like lions do. We have some abortion threads up. Would a women eat their fetus to "reclaim their investment"?

Now imagine you go to the woman in your group and kill all their children that were not fathered by your or your mates in your click. Female lions mate quicker when their cubs are killed and when their in heat they will mate with all the male lions in the coalition that was formed. Paying back for abandon mother love as they get chased out of the pack when tey are young to go find their own mates and so.