I have you all owned.
1991 Sable. Yessiree. black. new CD player . . . no other mods . . . unless you count the tail light we replaced cuz some dumb 80+ year old lady nailed my car while it was parked . . . and fled the scene. The new tail light doesn't match = 80 cool points.
We switched wheels, too, the old aluminum ones were falling apart. The new ones aren't as cool.
Heh, the main fuel line was almost completely clogged, it could hardly hit 80, but then we took it to a mechanic (flashing check engine light, burning smell, etc.) and he fixed it. Its actually pretty fast now . . . . and some great engine roar (or is it just a violent death rattle?)
coupla dents (my mother can't park for anything)
its been in our family since it was new: my dad bought it, then he got his grand cherokee and i got the beutiful sable.
One year the battery blew up in the garage. Didn't start, and there was (and is still) a crazy orange-red trail left by the battery acid from where the engine was to the doors on the garage. (the floors slightly slopped to prevent puddles againts the house)
hmm, what else should I mention? Oh yesh, the BIG back seat.
Actually, I don't have all of you owned . . . . I betcha someone here drives a crown vic/ grand marquis. Bonus points if its an ex-cop car.