What do you do to wake up in the morning?

[mitaiwan82]

"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. "

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: DaiShan
Vault? Kid's stuff. Go up to your favorite coffee shop and order a triple espresso to go. Wait about 5 minutes for it to cool, then slam the whole thing. It will pretty much wreck your world.

Negative, negative. It will wreck your world because it tastes like toilet discharge, but the caffeine probably won't do as much as you hope it does. I had a triple expresso one day and I was still sleepy.

 

[yuchai]

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