What do you do for a living.

[jst0ney]

I'll start. I'm a dentist.

 

[K1052]

I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

 

[NathanBWF]

Systems/Network Admin

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

EMT-IV/Student/Professional Jackass

 

[OMG1Penguin]

OMG Help desk operator! And Computer repair guy at best buy now too~

 

[FrustratedUser]

Amateur Gynecologist.

My hobby is Electrical Engineering.

 

[glenn beck]

personal trainer for the fatties

 

[hop12]

Market Analyst

 

[Trygve]

Acting, stunts and FX, and representing movie rights for international and domestic distribution.

 

[Kitkat13]

Full time mom, part time hair stylist and part time medical transcriptionist.

 

[o9z]

MIS jack of all trades. Database admin, techie, development.

 

[notfred]

Software/web developer.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Hardware Test Technician/Technical Support

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

I throw money at a large business that's just an elaborate front for selling books.

In other words, I'm a student. Electrical Engineering with CS/Math minors.

 

[Armitage]

As a matter ofd fact I am a Rocket Scientist

 

[JulesMaximus]

I count beans.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: jst0ney
I'll start. I'm a dentist.

meh ... I had a run-in with an oral surgeon last week. He fought dirty though and knocked me out cold. I've been eating soup ever since :frown:

 

[GasX]

I manage the outsourcing of clinical trials conduct for a small pharmaceutical company.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Public Accountant/Auditor for Big 4 firm

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

My trade is software engineering
My businesses are investing and improving my home (it's a fixer upper).

 

[Kyteland]

Mathematician making slot machines.

 

[Aves]

Telecom tech.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Actually, this is fairly accurate:

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way My boss and supervisor can?t see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.

I just stare at my desk but it looks like I?m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I?d probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

It?s not that I?m lazy. It?s just that I just don?t care.

The fear of loosing my job, that?s my real motivation - the fear of losing my job, but y?know, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

- Office Space Script (slightly modified by me)

 

[rh71]

web app dev

 

[TheAudit]

Corporate accountant.